The cures of new beginnings (Pokehuman X reader)

Yvetal and Xerneas

"Your petty insults do not impress me." A white haired man turns and gives Yveltal a bored stare. You practically see the dark Pokemon bristle in anger, and you literally have to jump on his back before he tries to rip Xerneas into Pokemon Venison. "I really don't understand why you even try."

"Can we please, please, please go on one trip without you two trying to kill each other? I'd really appreciate that." You sigh out, still clinging onto Yveltal's back for dear life as he attempts to charge the fairy type.

"No!"

You groan at their simultaneous answer and retract your arms, dropping yourself to the ground. You loved these guys to death, but for Pokemon who had been around for a fairly long time, they were idiots. You fish a Pokeball out of your bag and throw it in the air, and the boys watch in silence as a strong looking Arcanine slips out.

You give them a curt glare as you rest your hand in the soft fur of your third Pokemon's back. "If you two are just going to be disagreeable, Arcanine and I will go catch it ourselves!" You swiftly swing yourself onto the large fire type, and he turns to give the two idiots a look that says 'try to follow us, peasants' before dashing off down the trail.

"________! Wait!" Xerneas calls out and Yveltal is already moving. Despite changing forms, the Legendaries hadn't lost any of their physical strength- like most Pokehumans, they retained their original attributes. The wind rushes by and you sigh when you turn and catch sight of the two persistent males behind you.

"Ugh..." You slow down and they have to stop running so quickly that their feet dig into the ground and they almost pass you. The fire type is obviously put off that you allowed the chase to end so quickly, but is easily quieted by a gentle smile and a pat on the head. "You know, if you wanted to help then maybe, just maybe, you should have stopped fighting when I asked."

They glare at each other for a split second, and then their infuriating aura disperses, leaving two tired and apologetic men. "Look, _____." Yvetal starts cautiously, hoping that he can explain without you getting mad. "We're like night and day. Complete opposites, and no matter how hard we try, there will always be a part of us that distrusts the other."

You kind of hate to admit it, but you know he's right. Life and destruction weren't two things that bonded well together. In fact, when you had first acquired them, you couldn't even have them in the same room as one another. "And we're both fighting for y- for something, and no matter what we can't let the other one have it. But we don't hate each other, not anymore. Not since we met you."

Your heart melts a little at his words, but ever blunt Xerneas takes it a step too far. "Well, you almost spilled the beans, so why not just tell her straight up? It might accelerate things a bit, you know?" Yveltal's face drops and fear lights up in his eyes. He mouths 'don't you dare' at the other man, but the words don't seem to dissuade him. "Since he won't say it, I will. We both love you, we're brawling for your affections."

The completely unimpressed way that the white haired man says it almost makes you think that he's joking- that is, until you take a look at Yveltal. The guy's face currently matches his bright red outfit.

And in about point six seconds, yours does too. Life was going to get a lot more rough from here on out.

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