"Woman, do not make me come over there." Your boyfriends voice growls out from the other side of the sheer plywood fence, but you just grin and keep taunting him. "You think I am not serious. I am at my utmost serious right now." But Dialga can't do anything despite his threats, and you continue to sing a very annoying song from the girls side of the hot spring. "I will destroy you if you keep up that awful racket, _______."
It was a perfect night for a hot spring outing. The air was crisp and cool, but not cold, and the steam kept your upper body heated from the slight chill in the air. When Dialga had won this as a lottery prize a few cities over, you had been slightly skeptical. What heck kinda dingy street corner lottery stand gives out all expense paid trips to a mountain hot spring? Not any one you had ever seen before that day, that's for sure.
But hey, a free ticket was a free ticket and taking a small break from adventuring to go to a relaxing hot spot wasn't exactly a terrible idea, and you had gladly accepted the prize. It was a neat surprise to the both of you when you turned up and it was neither crowded nor trashy. There were only two other couples who were staying at the hotel for the length of your trip, so almost any time that you wanted to take a bath you could take it alone.
When you got in the spring, you expected Dialga to try to make small talk with you through the flimsy fence that separated the men and woman's sections, but he was silent. And when you tried to chat with him he only gave you one word answers- sometimes he would simply grunt in response. So, in order to get payback and to keep yourself from feeling lonely, you started humming a really bright and peppy tune from a show you liked a lot. And Dialga hated. Within nine seconds of the first chord he was already on your case about it.
"Ha! You wouldn't come in here! How do you know there aren't any other girls in here with me?" You snicker, and the other side of the spring is quiet for a second. You're about to congratulate yourself on your sweet victory against your boyfriend, when a sudden, suspicious flash of light blurs the edge of your vision. Immediately catching on to what has happened, you hold in a scream and slip farther under water so that only your nose and up peek from below the surface.
Instantly calling your bluff, Dialga had found your overconfident attitude annoying and had decided that he needed to prove you wrong. By jumping over the fence. Onto the girls side. Where you were sitting there. Naked.
As soon as he lands, he shoots you a smirk from the water's edge before sitting down and watching you, the only thing covering him a small, thin towel. You're far enough away that you know for a fact he can't see you through all of the heat and steam, but it still makes you want to go punch his lights out. "Perv! Idiot! Get out of here! What do you think you're doing!?" You hiss and splash water in his general direction, knowing full well it won't reach him.
"I do not know what you are insinuating. I asked you to stop, but yet you refused. I told you that I would be coming over to cease your actions, and you mocked me. I honestly can not hope but wonder what you were expecting from me." You hiss and you know that this is all another round lost in the game you seem to be playing with him everyday. You were sarcastic, and he proved you wrong. In fact, you couldn't remember the last time you won any of your battles with him.
"Okay! Okay! I concede! Just go back already, it's embarrassing as it is!" You huff, a blush rising to your cheeks at the arrogant grin that crosses his face. You know that grin, and it isn't a good grin for him to wear.
"On one condition." He calls out, and you glare at him.
"....What?"
"A kiss. When we get out. Oh, and you might want to throw in a hug or a cuddle or something of the like. Compensation for looking down on me." He says it with such a matter of fact tone that you don't dare argue. Instead you blow bubbles in the water as he hops up to sit on the fence in between the two sections.
"You're a jerk."
"I know." Even his voice is smiling now and you groan as he hops back onto his side of the spring.
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FanfictionA curses is spreading across the regions! Although few and far between, Pokémon have started turning into humans! ... but it isn't as bad as it seems.
