Friendly Faces Everywhere -South Park x Reader-

Kyman One Shot

("I hate everything about you"- Three Days Grace)

It was another normal day at the bus stop. Nothing new, no strange sights to
report on. Just a normal day.

"FUCK YOU, JEW!"

"FATASS!"

You rolled your eyes and looked over at your friends. Well, one friend, anyways.

A red headed boy named Kyle let out an aggravated sigh. He glared at Cartman, the boy you weren't friends with.

Each end of your mouth turned up, forming a smile. They were SO closeted. "Can you stop fighting?"

"Tell that to him." Kyle pointed towards his secret lover.

"You're just jealous, Kahl. My mom's gonna get me presents on Christmas." Cartman snickered. "You'll just play with your...Jew toys."

The redhead shook his head, ignoring the taunting male.

You nudged him. "When's the wedding?"

He replied with a cold stare, answering your question.

Never.

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Later that day...

You stumbled out of class as the bell summoned you home. Kyle and Cartman had ignored each other all day.

Maybe they couldn't find a ring to fit the Fatass's finger.

Kyle sat next to you on the bus. His eyes were focused on the window as the vehicle passed many colorful houses.

"Y/N, I have something to tell you."

"Yeah?" Your E/C eyes looked into his green ones.

"This morning, Cartman said that...he...liked me." The Jewish boy gulped. "And he wanted to be my boyfriend."

You smiled. "That's great!"

"But...I didn't agree." Kyle settled his head into his hands. "This whole day has just been confusing. I mean, I'm straight...aren't I?"

"That's for you to decide." As the bus pulled up to your house, you got up. "Just think it over."

He nodded, eyelids brimming with tears.

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The next day, you jogged to the bus stop. Cartman stood there, facing Kyle.

He grinned. "Are you serious?"

The boy with the green hat nodded, hugging his friend.

You walked up to the couple. "What's going on?"

"WE'RE A COUPLE!" Kyle yelled with joy, laughing into his boyfriend's chest.

And that was the beginning of their glorious relationship.
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