Friendly Faces Everywhere -South Park x Reader-

Ninja Kyle x Reader

"Beat it" Fall Out Boy (Originally Michael Jackson)

"Subarashii chin chin mono, Kintama no kami aru, Sore no oto sarubobo? Iie! Ninja ga imasu!" You muttered, swiping your katana in the air. It was plastic, of course, but it hurt when it was being whacked against your skin.

A second voice was heard, causing you to turn around. "You there! Stop!" A short red headed boy walked towards you, nunchucks grasped tightly in his fist.

"Who the hell are you?" You said, staring at him intensely.

"I am Kyle, defender of the South."

"You look stupid." You replied, raising your katana. "Nobody likes ninjas anymore."

He slowly lowered his weapon. "Oh, well don't be jealous just because-"

You pinned him against the building, katana to his throat. "Don't mess with me."

"Hey, I'm the ninja here, not you." He pointed at the fake sword in your hand.

"Me?" You laughed, pointing to your chest. "I'm not a ninja, I'm just the badass bitch, Y/N."

He rolled his eyes, blushing slightly. "Well, get out of here."

"Not without a fight." You raised the katana into the air.

The two of you battled. It ended with you standing on his chest, watching him heave desperately. You stepped off, allowing him to breathe in fresh air.

"Fine, you win. I didn't want to practice here anyways." He got up, glaring at you deeply.

"Aw, come on. After one fight you're already giving up?"

"Yes." His gaze burned into your soul. "Unless you want to stop me."

You smirked before running towards him at full speed. He laughed and jumped to the left, leaving you to run into the side of the building. You stopped yourself in time, turning around to glare at him.

"Come and get me." Your friend taunted, throwing his hands up in the a air. After you decided not to move, he jogged over, pinning you against the cold, solid ground.

You laughed awkwardly as your H/C hair spread, covering the earth like a blanket. "So..."

And that was when he kissed you.

Kyle, after pulling back, grinned. "Tie?"

"Eh, I still think I won." You giggled, forcing him back down for another passionate exchange.

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