Friendly Faces Everywhere -South Park x Reader-

Randy x reader

(This is gonna be awkward..just go with it. Also, this is before the divorce. ITS TERRIBLE!)

You'd been friends with Stan since 4th grade. It was now 6th grade, and he was walking with you to his house.

"Y/N, I need to ask you something."

You glanced at him. "What?"

"....Um, do you wanna, like, maybe go out sometime?"

You blushed, but it soon faded. "What about Wendy?"

"She dumped me...again."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Can I kinda think it over for a while? I can tell you by tomorrow."

Stan shrugged. "Okay..."

You reached his house. He pulled open the dark brown door and stepped back. You walked inside and took off your F/C jacket. Stan followed you in, and started to unbutton his coat.

A little brown dog ran up to him and licked his face. He laughed. "Hey Sparky."

You smiled. Stan led you up the stairs as Sparky followed. But then he stopped dead in his tracks.

You heard him mutter. "Shit."

"Hey turd. Get outta my way before I break your tiny little spine to bits."

Stan slid out of Shelly's path as she stomped by. You practically jumped as she glared at you.

You ran with Stan (Rhymes) to his room and he shut the door behind him. You sat on his bed, relived. He sat down next to you and flopped over. His phone started buzzing. He grabbed it, then sighed.

"Wendy."

You shrugged. "Don't answer it."

He shook his head. "I have to." He hit the green button and put the phone to his ear. "Um...hey.." He motioned at you to go away. You laughed and flipped him off, slinking out the door.

You walked down the hall and into the kitchen. Stan's dad, Randy, smiled at you. "Hey Y/N. What's Stan doing?" He leaned in and whispered. "Is he..having his happy time?"

You tried not to laugh. "N-no. He's just talking to a girl."

"He brought a girl with him?!" He yelled, advancing towards the stairs.

"No, he's talking to her on his phone."

"Oh. Well then...want some Nutella?"

You smiled. "Sure, thanks."

He gave you a mini Nutella jar and some pretzel sticks. After eating, you went back up the stairs. Stan sat on the bed, his eyes on his phone. He looked up as you came in.

"Y/N, WENDY LIKES ME AGAIN!"

You smiled and sat next to him. "Good. I knew she'd eventually drift back to you."

He grinned, but it turned into a frown as he thought of something. "Oh, um, were you gonna say yes?"

You smirked. "No."

He looked down. "Oh. Why not?"

"...Cause I like your dad."

Stan just stared at you awkwardly, and you decided to leave. You pulled your jacket on and zipped it up. Then you walked to your house, but there was one sentence hanging in your mind:

I like older men.

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A/N Ya, I know, there was no real relationship between the reader and Randy, but it's not like he's gonna kiss a kid. So, all in all, I tried my best.

Off topic, SPRING BREAK IS FINALLY HERE PEOPLES! I have 8 days of freedom! :D -Em