Friendly Faces Everywhere -South Park x Reader-

Mike x Reader

("Animal"-Neon Trees)

"You're not cool enough to be one of usss." The leader said, his fangs glistening in the sunlight.

"Please?" You pushed back your F/C dyed hair, looking down at the gothic clothes.

"You look too dreary. Vamps need a main light color mixed in with darker colors." Mike pointed to the ends of his long hair. "Mine is lime-green, per se."

He dismissed you, leaving you to trudge off into the cold, winter snow. You came across a group of dark-clothed kids, varying in age.

The tallest member looked you over, taking a drag of his cigarette. "What are you doing here, poser?"

"I was wondering if you give me some tips on how to dress like an appropriate vampire." Your feet nervously stumbled forward until you were next to him.

"OH MY GOD." He yelled in frustration. "WE ARE FUCKING GOTH. Are you people blind?"

"Are you sure? Cause you look like a-"

"Yes, I'm sure." The curly-haired boy shook his head. "Get out of here."

You rolled your E/C eyes, thinking about what to do next. After coming to a decision, you ran to the mall, making your way into Hot Topic.

"Uh, sir?"

The man behind the counter smiled. "Yes?"

"I need some vamp clothes." You said, beaming back politely.

He ran a hand through his untrimmed brown hair, pulling a black shirt from the rack along with matching jeans.

"Perfect." Grabbing some jewelry, you ran into a nearby dressing room. When you pushed back the curtain to look into the mirror, you appeared exactly the same as before.

But the cashier thought otherwise. "Wow, it's like a whole new style."

You bought a pair of fake fangs, putting them on and running back to your 'friends'.

Mike watched you from his seat on the steps. "Wow. You've made us proud, beautiful Y/N. Perhaps you'd like to join the vamps, per se?"

"Yes!" You screamed without hesitation, accepting the cup of Clammato juice. It was sweet, unpleasant to your taste buds.

"Now that you are one of us, how would you feel about becoming my erotic partner?" His hand laid over yours.

"Of course I will." You leaned in, his fangs scraping against yours as you made out in front of everyone passionately.

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A/N Whenever I watch a Mike Makowski episode, I expect him to be a charming, handsome guy. Then I watch it, and he's a dick.

HE'S A HOT DICK, THOUGH.

Thank you for your time. -Em :K