Friendly Faces Everywhere -South Park x Reader-

Clyde x reader

Whenever your parents weren't around, you'd pull them out. Your play girls.

(It's basically a magazine full of naked guys. Don't ask how I know this Btw XD)

Of course, all of the men were way too old for you. But who cares? Some people would call you a pervert. You called yourself...a human anatomist.

Your parents were out on a date one night, and you were in your room. Suddenly, your phone buzzed. You checked it.

Hey Y/N, can I come over to your house? We need to talk. -CD

You sighed. Clyde Clyde Clyde. I wonder what he wants to talk about. You cleaned up and responded:

Sure. My parents are out, so get here before 8:30 when they get back. -N/I (name initials)

Great. See you soon. -CD

You thought about Clyde for a minute. Even though he was supposed to be your friend, you liked him. You two had so much in common. You were both a bit perverted, loved (and I mean LOVED) tacos. And you were both a bit on the chubby side, but big deal.

You thought back to the day you met him. He was crying behind the bushes (classic Clyde!) about his ex, Bebe. He caught her cheating on him with some dude. You stepped in to comfort him, and you've been his friend ever since.

Your thoughts drifted away as the doorbell rang. You opened it and saw Clyde standing on the porch.

"Sup Y/N?"

Clyde just had to sound cool. "Nothin' much." You decided not to tell him about your 'magazines'.

You let him in and sat on the couch. He looked over at you.

"Um..I need to tell you something."

"Okay."

He ran his fingers through his hazelnut hair and sighed. "Y/N....I really...." He thought for a minute. "I really need a taco."

You were disappointed. It sounded like he would say...ugh, forget it. Only in your dreams would that ever happen. You looked at him and forced a smile. "I'll make some."

You walked into the kitchen and grabbed some mini microwaveable tacos. You put 10 on a plate and set the microwave to 2 minutes. When they were done, you took the plate out to Clyde. "Here."

He took the plate and grabbed 5 tacos, stuffing them all in his mouth at once. You grabbed the other 5 and did the same. Then you two started laughing, seeing each other's faces puffed up like chipmunks.

When you finished eating, Clyde looked back at you. "Y/N..."

"Hmm?"

"I...sorta lied about my secret."

"Secret? I thought it was just a statement."

"No, you see, I...really like you."

You blushed like mad. Yes yes yes yes yes yes! "Clyde...I like you too."

He looked kinda shocked. "You do?"

You smiled. "Yep."

He laughed. "W-wow..."

"So..you wanna..kiss?"

He didn't answer. Instead, he walked towards you and you two locked lips.

Then your parents came home. When they walked in and saw you making out with a young teenage boy, (yes you're teenagers) they got SOO mad. Clyde ended up jumping out the window, and you got sent to your room. But then your phone buzzed again..

Hey girl. Love ya. XOXO -CD

Love ya too. <3 -Y/I

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A/N Hi again! I'm making Bebe sound like such a (excuse meh) slut. But hey, it's for da sake of one shots XD. Anyways, hope you enjoyed!
-EP (mah initials 😄)