Friendly Faces Everywhere -South Park x Reader-

The Coon x reader

(Based off of season 13)
S/N = Superhero name

Night had fallen. The moon had risen. It was time to protect citizens for the good of the city.

I am the symbol this tow-

Your thoughts were rudely interrupted by an overweight boy wearing a red cape and a mask. He had jumped from the top of a building to the one you were standing on.

He took one look at you and groaned. "First Kyle, now you? How many copycats are there?!"

Before you could answer, an explosive sound came from below, in the streets. It sounded like...firecrackers?

You turned back to the boy. "Who are you?"

He smirked and flipped his cape, revealing a "C" similar to the one on his shirt. "I am...the Coon!"

You rolled your eyes. He ignored it and pointed at your mask. "Who are you?!"

"I am S/N!" You replied, twirling around, your cape falling over your shoulders as you stopped.

The Coon laughed. "S/N? That sounds so fucking r-"

You pounced on him, pinning him to the ground. "It sounds what?"

"Uh, it sounds...never mind." He said, nervously coughing as you got back up.

You crossed your arms. "Now, are we gonna kick ass or what?"

"We?" He said, rubbing his neck. "I'm the only one who can save this town from hell, not some newbie."

You drew back a fist. "You sure about that, Goon?"

"Coon." He corrected.

"Whatever." You said, shrugging. Then you ran to the side of the roof, preparing to jump. "Ready?"

He nodded. "Let's go. But I'm in charge."

You giggled. "Yeah, sure." Then you grabbed his hand and leapt to the sidewalk below.

The Coon took off and you followed him. After about a half-hour of running, he stopped. "There. That man is stealing."

You looked past him to see a man and a woman. The man was holding the woman's purse with a smile on his face.

"That's not stealing. He's just carrying her purse for her."

The Coon didn't listen, instead running up to the man and clawing him in the face. He looked back at you. "GRAB THE PURSE!"

Scared, you seized the purse and threw it at the lady, running. The Coon ran behind you, panting and sweating.

You stopped in an alleyway and tried to catch your breath. "That...guy...he wasn't stealing, he was just holding her purse. Her arms were probably sore."

He shook his head. "That was definitely a crime. Only a fag would carry a woman's purse."

You smacked a hand on your forehead, staring back up at him. "You know, you're so stupid. But...that's why I like you." Then you grabbed him and kissed his lips.

When you pulled back, you could see redness come to your friend's cheeks. He cleared his throat and glared at you. "Sorry S/N, I don't have time for romance."

You grinned and raised an eyebrow. "Oh really? You didn't like that?"

Then you kissed him again, this time without pulling back. He blushed, but didn't complain.

Yep. This partnership might just work out, you thought.

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A/N I had to base it off of season 13 because I haven't seen season 14 with the rest of them and Cthulhu and all that, so...yeah. -Em