Friendly Faces Everywhere -South Park x Reader-

Mysterion x reader

You raced across the streets of South Park. Then you stopped and looked behind yourself.

Is he following me?

No. I'm alright.

You checked your wristwatch. 9:16. Ugh I gotta get home....

"Aha! I found you!"

"Augh!" You screamed and started running. The Coon almost caught you, but then..

A dark shadowy figure jumped from the top of a building...and straight on top of The Coon. As he fought him, he yelled to you, "Run! I got this.."

You took off.

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You stood up against an empty warehouse and tried to catch your breath. Who the hell was that?

"Hey."

You jumped and turned around. There he was..but now you could see him better. He wore a long purple cape and a black mask. Some blonde hair poked out of the hood, but he straightened it out when he saw you looking. The most noticeable thing about him was his bright green question mark, which was attached to the hood. He looked so....mysterious.

He crossed his arms. "Shy?"

"W-what?"

"Look, I know who you are...'Miss Mysterious'..." (Best name Ever)

You blushed, but it was unnoticeable under your F/C mask. "How do you know me...I don't even know you!"

He did a small bow. "I am..Mysterion."

You smiled. "Okay..'Mysterion'..how do you know me?"

"Let's just say...I've seen you around here."

You pushed back your H/C hair, which was uncovered.

Suddenly, there was a loud crash. Mysterion turned around and saw some blonde guy with an aluminum foil helmet. He was trying to sneak up on you, but he ended up tripping over some trash cans. Seeing he'd been spotted, he raced up the warehouse to the roof.

Mysterion smiled at you. "I'll be back in a second." As he ran, you could hear him muttering "Dammit Butters..."

-----------------------Really Butters?-----

A few minutes later, you saw Mysterion flip down from the building. He hung upside down from the second story window.

You laughed. "Who do you think you are, Spider-Man?"

"Yep." He smiled and winked. "And you can be my Mary Jane..."

By now, you were basically a human tomato from all the blushing, but before you could speak, Mysterion reached out and pulled you over to him. He pushed his lips onto yours. You didn't want to pull away, and you kept kissing him until you heard a shout.

"Yo, Mysterion, who's the chick?"

Mysterion turned and jumped off the building. "Hey S-, Toolshed, what's up?"

You looked at Toolshed. He had dark raven hair, a drill, and a pair of safety goggles.

Mysterion pointed at you. "This is Miss Mysterious...my girlfriend."

You laughed and blushed.

Toolshed smiled. "Cool. I knew good ol' Mysterion would get a girl someday.."

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You were chilling on the couch at your house when you got a text from your best friend, Kenny. (:3)

Hey, what's new? -K

Not much..-Y/I

You get a boyfriend? -K

What? How'd you know?! -Y/I

Lucky guess..-K

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A/N YAS. That is all I can say about this chapter. -Em :3