Prince charming- not.

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Cronus rocked on his feet as he lit his cigarette; slipping the lighter back in his pocket after. "mh.. i'll kill for some ass.." He mumbled as he placed the cigarette inbetween his lips, watching how Eridan was moving around the hive, cleaning that, cleaning this. oh he's just like cinderella before finding prince charming.

"aye, eri, vwhat vword vword do you think it describes ya the best?"

"hm? oh- wwell, uh. vvanity."

"vwell ain't ya a cocky mess."

"look wwho's talkin the asshole wwho can't go a day wwithout touchin a troll's ass, specially mine!"

"it's like, you an kanny, hawvin an ass-off, that vwould be a dre--"

And the greaser stopped Eridan's hand before getting smacked across the face. "chief, let's not get wviolent.." "then let go a me, 'chief'."

Guessing the Greaser ain't no prince charming after all, now all he needs is someone to make him stop harassing -wouldn't call it that but it's the closet- poor lil him.

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A: here before i go to school. rp anyone ya want i suppose.

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