Jasper sat beside Eridan while slurping up beef ramen, she was sort of watching something with the prince, having her hair tied up to a pony tail and bangs held back by a yellow bandana.
"What're they doing?" She asked, after swallowing down her the noodles.
"Competing for being the next drag queen of america." The prince replied in a snap, having his legs crossed and on the couch. He gestured to himself, "but of course, I enjoy seeing people argue and fight for a title so mind me."
Jasper gave him a side stare before shaking her head at seeing the prince having a quite similar bandana holding back his wavy and curly hair. "What's a drag queen? Is that another human bullshit?"
"Yup. It's just a man that dresses up as a woman to purposely entertain." Eridan explained, turning his head up at her. "Some people take you as a man, ya know?"
"Agh, I've said this a million times to humans and you fuckers, I don't care what you call me as long as it's respectful." Jasper spoke, she's genderfluid for a genderless gem.
Eridan stared up at her then gave a nod, grinning like an idiot since he isn't the only one genderfluid now. "I don't know if Gamzee actually /knows/ about my genderfluidity that much.. but.. anyway, that means you're the one who plays the dominant role of your relationship?"
"Fucking obviously, I'm not letting anyone fuck me."
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A: jasper's a lesbian and genderfluid for me, eridan's pansexual and genderfluid like me. *slams hand on table* fight me.

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