♒ Eridan's wwhatevver book ♒

Questions! (Tagged)

1. How much do you love them?

SIGNLESS: well, a whole damn lot that's for sure!

KANKRI: More than I love myself, I suppose.

ERIDAN: i'm there with kankri, i seriously don't care about myself most of the time, just him, so pretty much a lot.

ERIANE: He's my gammy, of course i love him a lot!

DUALSCAR: Hmh, well, I love her more than anything.

LATULA: oh i love that lil piece of adorable rad ass!

2. How long do you see your relationship lasting?

SIGNLESS: until he's done with my mutant ass..

KANKRI: Well, mostly forever, because, I'm devoted to him and that'll be never changing, facing facts.

ERIDAN: forever, duh!

ERIANE: all my life and after life, obviously.

DUALSCAR: until the day she has enough with my ass.

LATULA: hmm.. i can totes see it lasting for a loooong time.

3. What do you love about them?

SIGNLESS: i love how he comforts me, heh. he's one of the sweetest! *that's right signless, embarrass your killer boyfriend*

KANKRI: Hmm.. Oh, I love absolutely everything about him! Well, except for his snoring but that's out of the list. Heh.

ERIDAN: I love the way he just loves me and makes me feel like the last troll around. But he's just plain out perfect.

ERIANE: well, ahem. let me list what i love about him; everything. hehe.

DUALSCAR: everything! damn am i lucky to have caught such a fine lookin piece of a-

LATULA: well, I love how he smiles. His smile is amazing and how he cares for me!

4. Can you tell them anything?

SIGNLESS: Mhm!

KANKRI: I don't hide any secrets. For example; if I sleep with a different troll that isn't him (I haven't for the record), I'll tell him.

ERIDAN: He knows everything I know.

ERIANE: well, i hide the convenient stuff, i don't want him to go batshit crazy over just gettin my hair pulled by brat.

DUALSCAR: She'll bitch on me if I don't tell her what's up. So, I tend to not lie to her or even hide something from her.

LATULA: i'm an literal open book babe.

5. How would you feel if they died in a horrible accident?

SIGNLESS: ..obviously horrible..

KANKRI: Let's not talk about this, I've been through enough to say; i almost lost him and he almost me but sure did lost a spark that day.

ERIDAN: fucking terrible! I won't be able to be happy again, that's for sure!

ERIANE: how will i function?

DUALSCAR: kill me off, my loyalty will stay as a vow to life.

LATULA: I'll go through horrible depression but knowing Cro, he's suicidal..

6. Do you still remember your first kiss?

SIGNLESS: Mhm! It was great!

KANKRI: of course, even if he did pail me afterwards which so wasn't romantic of him but, eh, he treated me like meulin material. (Aka; shit material) # can she stop breathing please

ERIDAN: we were in a black relationship, but I still remember it! It was steamy as eff..

ERIANE: Of course, he pinned me against a wall, how can I forget.

DUALSCAR: Mhm~

LATULA: Yeah, of course, I loved it.

7. What about them attracts you?

SIGNLESS: ohohoho, honey look downstairs. *eyebrow wiggle* that's mine though.

KANKRI: um, sexually or? Well, his warmth, his body, his scent, and god tattooed his b- goodness, did i get ahead of myself there?

ERIDAN: now, ahem. how about everything?

ERIANE: y'all know that clown ain't got nothin on him that's unattractive.

DUALSCAR: her body. every fucking inch of that body's like a treasure map, and i'm not going lie, i've explored those caves more than once. *cue the wink*

LATULA: Hmh, his shortness and body, i love how he has the slightest of curves I can just trace around for fun.

8. What is the craziest thing you are willing to do for them?

SIGNLESS: possibly anything!

KANKRI: I believe I've answered that before but I will please the readers with saying; I'm capable of cutting anyone whom dares to touch what's rightfully not theirs, and by that I mean, my matesprit. # check yourself

ERIDAN: I can make history repeat itself snd by that I mean what happened with sol and fef.

ERIANE: you see my douchebag male self? Well yeah, that, i ain't got time for people's lack of respect.

DUALSCAR: psh. whatever she wants me to do i'll do it.

LATULA: I'll go to the point of protecting him.

9. What memory of yours do you never want to forget about them?

SIGNLESS: Hmm.. well.. possibly when we both started feeling red for each other!

KANKRI: Oh, our wedding! Never am forgetting it!

ERIDAN: our proposal.

ERIANE: hmm.. pft, our wedding in the shower and his adorable proposing!

DUALSCAR: obviously the first day I met her and she told me she was, um, preg~

LATULA: I've to be with him longer to think of a memory so special, dude but i'm totes sure we'll have plenty of loving memories unless he just dumps me which is cool.

10. Are they perfect to you?

SIGNLESS: Of course!

KANKRI: That is obvious.

ERIDAN: Duh, you dirt scrapping fuck.

ERIANE: Yes! In every single way!

DUALSCAR: That's fucking obvious, yes.

LATULA: Mhm!

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