Eridan flailed his arms up as his hive was filled with the trolls he has to share his hive with; Grand highblood, Kankri, Eriane & Yereni, but Yereni is excused because that's Eridan's son.
"whatcha' motherfuckin' doin' there?~" Grand highblood nudged Eriane with a smirk plastered on his lips. "wwhat's wwith the makaras an likin me! for cod's sake."
"i feel your pain, eriane, me-" "TR9LLS 6EHAVE!" Kankri cut in Eridan's senstence as he blew the whistle he had in his mouth, earning a whine from Yereni whom covered his earfin.
"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!" The prince exclaimed, he dragged the trigger happy troll & his son; to the couch, sitting them there. He pointed to the couch at the Grand Highblood who followed his gesture; lazily sitting down on it beside Eriane whom had her arms crossed under her chest. she's candy to eye, and that's what Grand highblood was doing.
"here you fuckers go." Eridan tossed to every each and one of them their christmas sweater. "noww stay quiet and calm or so help me none a you is gettin gifts! cod, danny behavves better than all a you an he's a baby!"
"A'ight motherfucker.."
"but moooom.."
"seems like a fair en9ugh punishment alth9ugh, i 6elieve it w9uldn't 6e fair f9r th9se wh9 have 6een nice this entire we--"
"Gah- YOU HAD ONE CODDAMN LINE KANNY."
"i'm so fuckin done wwith all a you."
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A: to me Eridan's "birthday" is on February 15.. that's just a headcanon of mine.
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