"Matron, /please/ what the fuck happened?!" Naller exclaimed as his matron tried to shove a piece of cake inside his son's mouth, but was seemed off that Eridan was actually floating around the kitchen.
Believe it or not, he was a sprite with Nana. Jake made this accidentally happen and he doesn't regret it the slightest bit. Fucking cakes man.
"just sit dowwn an eat this cake i made or wwhatevver the gosh!" The sprite exclaimed, gesturing over to the cakes they made.
Yereni slowly raised his arm the get Erinan's attention, clearing his throat. "You can alvays, ya knov, feed it to me." He suggested.
"hoo hoo hoo! wwhy i think that wwould be a really good idea actually despite it soundin absolutely dang nabbit ridiculous due to the fact you're a growwn man already!" The sprite commented before actually cutting a piece of cake for Jake, Naller and Yereni.
Eridan and Nana were becoming frustrated with eachother and the greaser that just walked wasn't helping either.
"vwowv, eri, you're such a fuckin loser nowv- vwait is that cake?"
"Hoo hoo hoo! wwho in the shucks are you callin a loser? and yes, it is and you're not gettin any wwhatsoevver!"
"Awv, man.."
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A: i didn't know how much i needed this in my life, Nana n' Eri in one; Grandma' Eridan.
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♒ Eridan's wwhatevver book ♒
Randomalright. this shit is good for my fuckin ego I guess, I may be depress wwhen I put somethin up in here, or just wwant to let out somethin, maybe randomness or maybe just wwant to share thins wwith all a you, sounds good? good. I'm feelin coddamn pl...
