♒ Eridan's wwhatevver book ♒

Take A Guess.

Eridan had made breakfast and was simply sitting in the dinning room, eating up like he haven't in ages but he contained himself from cuffing down the food he was eating. He crossed a leg over the other as his sweater had slipped off his shoulders and covered his short athletic sweat pants, since he was always cold he mostly wore baggy sweaters, sometimes short shirts to let his gills get some fresh air.

"Yooo ma', vhere's the food." Yereni asked as he had walked in but just stood by the frame of the door to the kitchen, slouching a bit. He had grinned once Eridan pointed over to his own plate, going over and sitting to eat. 

The prince rolled his eyes as his son winked at him in a bothering manner; this kid bothered him so much sometimes, to ass smacking to glomping and that seriously pissed Eridan off badly enough to rant on how's that weird and wrong, but aye, my brother does it to me to bother me- 

"Make way, I'm becoming fat, trolls." A voice spoke up, it was Kankri and he just joined them, setting a hand on his mouth and gagging into a bit before actually trying to eat.

Yereni moved his gaze from his food to the mutant whom sat down with them, "Ya pregnant or somethin, jeez.." He muttered.

"Take a guess." Kankri snapped before crossing his arms with a huff, he was in his normal candy-red sweater, though wearing sweatpants. "I feel like complete and utter crap, how did I not see this coming, this is why i should have stayed celibate." Pft, he's having hormonal problems at the moment.

"Aww, I wwanted you to join me on dancin classes~"

"You've to be joking, Eridan. I pee every five minutes peer day, I gag on whatever i put in my mouth, stretch marks are claiming my butt, /and/ to make it even more triggering for you, I'm becoming fatter than the whale that insulted you last time we went to the beach!"

"fuckin wwhales."

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A: because PM's a bitch right now and so is kankri.