♒ Eridan's wwhatevver book ♒

Bacon

Eridan rubbed his eyes with a soft yawn, he woke up way too late in the afternoon and he isn't sleeping later on, that for sure. 

He scratched the back of his thick thigh, yawning as the search for something to eat started by looking through the refrigerator. 'god fuckin dammit nothin..' He thought to himself, closing it then looking over to his microwave, seeing a yellow sticky note on it.

Growing curious, he walked up to it and took the note, it read; 'since you were sleeping, we left you some bacon in the microwave for you' and Eridan couldn't be even more pleased with this, he opened the microwave and took the plate of bacon out.

When he was about to turn around he flinched a bit and merely just sighed, seeing that it was only Jake. "god.. don't scare your prince like that."

"sorry, i was just admiring how small you are yet have more meat then me." The page spoke after staring at other's choice of clothing; loose shorts, one baggy as hell Capricorn shirt and socks. He looked incredibly adorable for Jake.

Eridan stared at the other back before offering bacon, "what? are you here to make fun of my height and thighs?"

"No, no! I was just-" and Jake got a bacon thrown at him by the small violet blood, he wiped the grease off his cheek while seeing Eridan sassily walk out of the kitchen and tossing a bacon to his mouth.

Let's just say Jake was following him with a slumped posture, he had nothing better to do and what's more amusing than following a small troll?

"Now fuck off, i've to finish eatin this before i've to leave with kanny to go shoppin for some serious baby shit dirk told him about."

"ohhh~ that sounds intriguing!" 

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A: i just love my headcanon of eridan being so smol with a mesmerizing body and thighs, and just having to lean up to kiss his matesprit but not being able to reach even after leaning up and gets all mad about it- xD