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1.Where did you meet?
ERIDAN: well, we're childhood friends?
KANKRI: when we were grubs, obviously. I remember when we were little and he spent all his time talking to me until.. the incident with Meulin.
ERIANE: i was minding my own business then out of nowhere he came around. Yup. Cliché? I don't think so.
DUALSCAR: ehhh.. I met her when i was sitting by the decks a long time ago.
SIGNLESS: oh? I met him a day i was running for my fucking life.
2. What did the two of you have in common?
ERIDAN: that we were two lonely pieces of shit, maybe? it's the reason i keep him happy.
KANKRI: Well, Kurloz is quite much like me when it comes to having a good talk, he doesn't like stupidity; I don't either.
ERIANE: hatred for people? seems about right, i mean, we're both freaks of nature.
DUALSCAR: we liked killing, found beauty in death and all that shit.
SIGNLESS: I think we're both retired trolls.
3. Where did you go for dates?
ERIDAN: we go to the beach, sometimes lakes, and obviously restaurants! he's so romantic when he wants to be.
KANKRI: Well, he mostly takes me to restaurants, and pampers me. Not saying I don't like it~
ERIANE: shooooppin~
DUALSCAR: shiiiit- i haven't taken her out on a date! or have i..? (dual pls)
SIGNLESS: *huff* he hasn't taken me anywhere!
4. When did your relationship turned romantic?
ERIDAN: it was this day he took me to the park and he was all blushy and flustered although i was dating someone by that time. it was adorable!
KANKRI: When the Game session ended, heh. I still remember, I've never seen a troll so happy when hearing i took my celibacy off.
ERIANE: When he fucked me. He kept coming to me, I don't know what he saw in me but, he didn't seem to go away and I started to grow way too fond of his company to the point that I didn't want him to leave.
DUALSCAR: I couldn't bare seeing her attached to others due to jealousy and romantic interest, I didn't know if she had the same feelings towards me.
SIGNLESS: well! I started seeing more in him than the monster he thinks he is. I promise to himself to keep him as happy as possible if it's possible.
5. How long was it before you decided to get married?
ERIDAN: a couple of months, even if we had ups and downs in the past.
KANKRI: almost three months, i think? but i do remember the day we got married!
ERIANE: like four months ago.
DUALSCAR: pfff yesterday.
SIGNLESS: oh, uh, i'm not married but-
6. Who purposed to whom?
ERIDAN: Gam purposed to me! It was one of the best moments of my fuckin existence.
KANKRI: Kurloz, did.
ERIANE: well, of course, he did. It took him practice.
DUALSCAR: I purposed to 'Mara.
SIGNLESS: dear future husband, i'm always right even when i'm wrong, no disagreeing. *le shrug*

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