♒ Eridan's wwhatevver book ♒

Q&A. (excuse my lazy ass)

A: fINALLY I DO THIS.

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1.Where did you meet?

ERIDAN: well, we're childhood friends?

KANKRI: when we were grubs, obviously. I remember when we were little and he spent all his time talking to me until.. the incident with Meulin.

ERIANE: i was minding my own business then out of nowhere he came around. Yup. Cliché? I don't think so.

DUALSCAR: ehhh.. I met her when i was sitting by the decks a long time ago.

SIGNLESS: oh? I met him a day i was running for my fucking life.

2. What did the two of you have in common?

ERIDAN: that we were two lonely pieces of shit, maybe? it's the reason i keep him happy.

KANKRI: Well, Kurloz is quite much like me when it comes to having a good talk, he doesn't like stupidity; I don't either.

ERIANE: hatred for people? seems about right, i mean, we're both freaks of nature.

DUALSCAR: we liked killing, found beauty in death and all that shit.

SIGNLESS: I think we're both retired trolls.

3. Where did you go for dates?

ERIDAN: we go to the beach, sometimes lakes, and obviously restaurants! he's so romantic when he wants to be.

KANKRI: Well, he mostly takes me to restaurants, and pampers me. Not saying I don't like it~

ERIANE: shooooppin~

DUALSCAR: shiiiit- i haven't taken her out on a date! or have i..? (dual pls)

SIGNLESS: *huff* he hasn't taken me anywhere!

4. When did your relationship turned romantic?

ERIDAN: it was this day he took me to the park and he was all blushy and flustered although i was dating someone by that time. it was adorable!

KANKRI: When the Game session ended, heh. I still remember, I've never seen a troll so happy when hearing i took my celibacy off.

ERIANE: When he fucked me. He kept coming to me, I don't know what he saw in me but, he didn't seem to go away and I started to grow way too fond of his company to the point that I didn't want him to leave.

DUALSCAR: I couldn't bare seeing her attached to others due to jealousy and romantic interest, I didn't know if she had the same feelings towards me.

SIGNLESS: well! I started seeing more in him than the monster he thinks he is. I promise to himself to keep him as happy as possible if it's possible.

5. How long was it before you decided to get married?

ERIDAN: a couple of months, even if we had ups and downs in the past.

KANKRI: almost three months, i think? but i do remember the day we got married!

ERIANE: like four months ago.

DUALSCAR: pfff yesterday.

SIGNLESS: oh, uh, i'm not married but-

6. Who purposed to whom?

ERIDAN: Gam purposed to me! It was one of the best moments of my fuckin existence.

KANKRI: Kurloz, did.

ERIANE: well, of course, he did. It took him practice.

DUALSCAR: I purposed to 'Mara.

SIGNLESS: dear future husband, i'm always right even when i'm wrong, no disagreeing. *le shrug*