♒ Eridan's wwhatevver book ♒

The questions.

1. What's a pet peeve you have? 

ERIDAN: my pet peevve? wwhen someone doesn't look at me wwhen i'm talkin, i swwear i wwill shovve my fist on your cheek to make ya look.

KANKRI: hmm.. sn9ring, I simply hate it and having a matesprit that sn9res s9metimes isn't s9 great t9 begin with, 6ut i guess it adds t9 his manly characteristics. # perfect imperfecti9n # red feelings # matespritship

ERIANE: people wwho don't knoww howw to properly cheww gum an eat.. ohhh my god.

DUALSCAR: when i get corrected..

2. Do you have an specific quadrant you like?

ERIDAN: philisiama and matespritship.. because i'm romantically interested in twwo people.. *soft sigh* (polyamorous much)

KANKRI: matespritship, i supp9se, i mean, pale is great t9 6ut.. *shrug* # quadrants

ERIANE: im in betwween kismesistude and matespritship.

DUALSCAR: matespritship 

3. What would you say is basic information about yourself?

ERIDAN: wwell.. i'm a small prince wwith genocide complex wwho's as light as a feather.. 

KANKRI: I'm a small talk-active tr9ll wh9's very picky when it c9mes t9 talking to well-advanced trolls such as porrim or eridan. # can y9u n9t?

ERIANE: hmm.. i'm a princess wwho's a natural sass? yeah.!

DUALSCAR: i don't fuckin know, how about ye discover that information yerself? 

4. What's your favorite thing about the person/people you live with?

ERIDAN: wwell, puttin aside howw much of assholes some a them are at times; i enjoy their company and they alwways keep the place alivve wwhen I ain't around wwhich is somethin i havve to say i lovve wwhen they do. 

KANKRI: Hmmm.. well, I ad9re h9w I always have s9me9ne wh9's willing t9 listen t9 me talk! I've never 6een s9 c9mf9rtable in a place! # gratitude 

ERIANE: i lovve my mates~ they're alwways up to help a girl out wwith some entertainment! such as make ovvers or evven dancin!

DUALSCAR: eh, i could careless yet i feel as i'm always useful in that hive..

5. How tall are you?

ERIDAN: i'm fivve feet tall.. wwell fuck me- small.

KANKRI: 5'1. at least i'm taller than Eridan! Slightly.

ERIANE: 5'4. avverage wwoman here~

DUALSCAR: 6'2.. last time i checked.

6. What is interesting about you?

ERIDAN: i havve nevver put my mind on this? maybe howw my freckles gloww vviolet wwhen i'm under wwater.. 

KANKRI: H9w far my kn9wledge can g9. # narcissism  

ERIANE: i can go wwith my ability to hear, this fins come in handy for under wwater comunication.

DUALSCAR: eh? well, my strength i suppose.. i don't care.

7. Favorite physical characteristics?  

ERIDAN: my freakin thighs. i lovve them so i lovve showwin them, fight me mate.

KANKRI: I d9n't feel as I'm t99 f9nd 9f my physical 69dy.. s9, n9thing.

ERIANE: ..i guess.. my breasts..? there's nothin wwrong in lovvin boobs! come at me! 

DUALSCAR: my bulge- (don't kill me bc you saw this coming)

8. What's your favorite color?

ERIDAN: vviolet obvviously! an i suppose red a bit.. i like howw the color is vvery noticeable 

KANKRI: Indig9 with9ut d9ubt, I w9uldn't g9 with my 9wn distur6ing 6l99d caste..!

ERIANE: vviolet~ 

DUALSCAR: ..rust..

9. Food?

ERIDAN: chinese~ 

KANKRI: Hm, ramen.. 

ERIANE: I strangely havve this obsession wwith onion chips. i knoww it wwill get me fat if i keep eatin them.

DUALSCAR: my matesprit's n— 

10. place?

ERIDAN: ohh! i lovve lakes!

KANKRI: I'm quite f9nd 9f parks, I l9ve seeing 9ther tr9lls walk ar9und and mentally judge them

ERIANE: possibly, uh, my room? i dunno! 

DUALSCAR: the sea, damn how i miss sailin the damn sea.. gettin drunk.. burstin out singin old sea chanties..- *old man sigh* 

11. clothing Item?

ERIDAN: My cape.

KANKRI: My sweater.

ERIANE: my scarf! 

DUALSCAR: my fuckin armor.

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FP: *casually only did the ones that i rp most* mehehe-

and that eridan picture.. ya know what he's doing- *eyebrow wiggle*