Dare #181 (DO NOT TRY THIS!!!)

422 11 12
                                    

Hey dudes!!!
I just went to the Denver Comic Con yesterday!! It was so fun!!! Just thought I'd tell ya 😂😂 I saw this really amazing cosplay of Eren. It had 3DMG too!! HAND FRICKIN MADE!!!

THIS IS LONG, BUT PLEASE READ:
Anyway, on with the chap, as it says in the title, NEVER try this!!! I'm going to make it funny, but in reality, it's not very funny.
I read up a bit on this Haunted House called the McKamey Manor. They have you pay in dog food. Also, there is a big difference between haunted houses of ghoulish fun (like The 13th Floor) and haunted houses brutal hands on torture. Yes, this chapter is going to be funny, but the real life McKamey Manor is nothing but brutal. NEVER GO THERE!! I'm not saying I ever went, but I've seen enough videos and interviews with McKamey Manor victims to know where that leads.
Many victims say they left the house after eight hours of torture with scratches, roach bites, and in severe situations, scorpion stings. I just thought I'd make a chap for the AOT cast to go there because... I wanted to try and make something that can not only get a laugh out of readers, but also to give out a message that McKamey Manor is not a good place to go to in reality. The characters reactions in the chap are nothing like the reactions that McKamey Manor actually gets out of people. The characters are going to be doing things that just suit their personalities. Real people usually scream and cry, thinking that they're going to die in there or something. I'd show a video, but my YouTube access is blocked. Nobody has really died in McKamey Manor, but the actors only stop torturing you when it comes down to your medical conditions, and many people came out of the house with a need for intense medical attention.
Well in this case, the AOT characters will do stupid things, and depending on the character, show those actors what they're made of. I wish that was legal in real life...

{Time skip to when they're in line for McKamey Manor}

Maya: I have the dog food...

Levi: Good.

Eren: Hands on torture, eh? Well now Levi has an excuse to beat up these actors.

Levi: *Grins*

Maya: HAHA yeah

Ginga: Two people can go in at a time. BLONDIE, U R COMING WITH ME!!!

Armin: WHAT WHY

Ginga: Because.

Armin: Because why??

Ginga: BECAUSE I SAID BECAUSE!!
Haha... references

Armin: Fine. But only to watch you.

Ginga: WE ARE ALL GONNA DIIIEEE!!!

Armin: ...

Maya: Okay, which two are in first?

*No one raises their hand*

Levi: Wusses. I'll go.

Maya: COOL!!! Who wants to go with him?!

*Again, no one raises their hand*

Maya: Great... guess that's me then.
Geez, this chapter is making me nervous as I write it!!!

{Once Maya and Levi are in}

Maya: Hello?

Levi: Get your lazy a**es out here you b**ch a** actors. I wanna get this f***ing sh** overwith.

Maya: that's one thing off the bucket list! Get Levi to swear more than Eren does!

Levi: Shut the f*** up

Maya: Haha yeah

*Actors come out and take the two*

Actor: What are you two doing here?!?!

Attack on Titan Truth or Dare Where stories live. Discover now