Dare #36 (Books are... tasty?!)

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"I dare Armin to eat his favorite book" - ErenJaegerdatitan

Armin: How the hell am I supposed to eat a book...?

Eren: DUNNO

Maya: WE'LL BE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO FIND OUT!!!! WE BE FAMOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Christa: Just... Try not to make yourself sick, okay?

Armin: I'll try...

Eren: What's your favorite book, anyway?

Armin: I'm glad you asked!! I have many!! For example-

Eren: JUST PICK ONE!!!!

Armin: Okay, okay, goodness!!!
Just... Excuse me while I... Go to the Library to find it... *Runs away*

Jean: He's not gonna come back, is he...

Eren: IF NOT WE MEET HIM IN THE LIBRARY!!!!

*Eight minutes later, they are at the library*

Maya: OHHHH ARMINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! ARMEEN??????

Christa: A-Armin...?

*Armin is found looking through the books in the fantasy section*

Armin: Uhh hey... Guys... Totally just... Looking for my favorite book...

Eren: I didn't know you liked Fantasy...

Armin: Uhhhhhh.....

Eren: HEY I HAVE AN IDEA!!!

Jean: That's a once in a life time opportunity for you...

Eren: SHUT IT, HORSE!!! Anyway... *Grabs a random book*

-------------10 minutes later--------------

*Eren put a stupid bib on Armin for no f***in reason and prepares a whole frickin book soup of ripped pages and a cut into teeny spec sized shreds boom cover all crammed into a bowl*

Eren: *Comes back to the circle and hands Armin the bowl* PERFECT!!!

Armin: Do I really need to wear this stupid a** bib? Also, what book was that, anyway?

Eren: I figured you wouldn't want to eat your special book on the outside world that was CLEARLY illegal, so I made a math book soup (another one of your favorite books) instead. Your welcome.

Armin: Oh my god...

Maya: NOW EAT UP!!!

Armin: Well... At least it's not horse crap...

Jean: Shut up...

------------------1 hour later-----------------

*Everyone fell asleep while Armin only ate half the bowl*

Armin: *Smirks* I wonder who the heaviest sleeper here is... *Grabs Jean's nose and forces his mouth open without waking him*

Jean: *Snorts*

Armin: Ugh... *Carefully shoves the rest of the book soup into Jean's mouth*

Jean (in his sleep): Mama's omlets... (In his dream he was eating an omlet) *Chews and swallows, not realizing what he really just frickin ate*

Armin: *Throws bowl to the side and does his world-famous ringtone worthy scream from episode 5 just to wake everyone up*

Eren: *Jumps up* WHO DIED?!?! ARE TITANS ATTACKING??????

Jean: MOMMY'S OMLETS!!!!

Hange: MEH GLASSES!!!

Levi: Tch...

Mikasa: EREN!!!!

Sasha: YES SIR MR. POTATO I WILL TRY NOT TO EAT YOU!!!!

Connie: EHHH WAT????

Ymir: DA F***??!?!?

Christa: IS EVERYONE ALIVE???

Annie: Holy crap...

Eren: *Looks at empty bowl* Whoa!! You really did that dare, Armin!!

Armin: Sure... Let's go with that...

Jean: I don't feel so good...

(I guess Armin has a stronger stomach than Jean considering Armin still ate half...)
DA MORE U KNOWWWW!!!

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