Dare #110 (Eren... you gon' die...)

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"I dare Eren to kiss Christa without anyone holding Armin or Ymir back." - DarkSunnyMunn

Maya: *Looks at dare a giggles*

Eren: Maya is giggling... This is a bad sign!

Connie: *Gets up and runs around* ALERT! ALERT! MAYA IS GIGGLING! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maya: *Shows Armin the dare*

Armin: *Slow nods* I'm going to need my blades...

Eren: HA! Someone is gonna die today!

Jean: Shut it. That could be-

Maya: It's you, Eren...

Eren: WHAT?!

Maya: *Shows dare to Ymir*

Ymir: Oh yeah, you're gonna get your sorry a** whooped into next year... Or maybe not, cause you'll most likely be dead.

Eren: *Gulp*

Eren: *Runs up to Maya* WHAT IS THE DARE!!

Maya: GAHH! *Eats slip of paper that had dare on it and swallows* NOTHING!

Eren: ...Maya...?

Maya: *Blood is dripping from her mouth* Yeah?

Eren: You... You have a little...

Maya: *Tear comes from eye* P-paper cut... On my tongue... *Races to Armin and starts to lick his sleeve, trying to stop the bleeding*

Armin: Ah, gross! *Shoves Maya away and looks at sleeve* Dam*it, Maya! This is my professional jacket!

Maya: Then why'd you wear it to a Truth or Dare game?!

Armin: *Raises an eyebrow*

Maya: *Notices that everyone had professional jackets and 3DMG on* ...Heh...

Armin: Do you know how long it takes to get blood stains out?

Maya: ...

Levi: Tch. I do.

Eren: Where do you get blood stains?? Titan blood disappears almost instantly!

Levi: Jaeger, my foot can easily become your face.

Eren: ...Sorry...

Maya: Armin, you have to stay for this! Let's get on with the dare!

Eren: UHHHHHH....

Christa: WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE TO KISS ME?!

Annie: *Cracks knuckles*

Mikasa: I'LL KILL UUUU HISTORIAAAAAA!!!

Armin: *Whips out blades* Sorry, Eren...

Ymir: *Gets in a pouncing stance*

Eren: *Sigh* I'm dead... *Quickly kisses Historia*

Historia: (Thinking): why do I have so much "pretty girl swag" that everyone is being dared to kiss me?

Ymir: *Screams and charges for Eren, then noticing that Mikasa was charging for Historia, and tackles her to the ground*

Armin: *Tries to keep Annie from harming Historia*

Ymir: *Still trying to beat Mikasa* Armin, we'll have to kill Eren afterwards! It's kinda hard to keep Eren's girlfriend and Eren's Yandere sister to not beat the sh** outta Historia!

Armin: You can say that again! *Gets punched in the face by Annie*

Christa: *Pulls away from Eren* That's enough!

*Armin, Annie, Ymir, and Mikasa stop fighting*

Ymir: *Gets up* Anything for you, sweetie!

Christa: Ymir. We are best friends. I thought I've made it clear my heart belongs to someone else.

Armin: *Grins*

Ymir: (Thinking): Friend zoned.... Again...

Reiner: *Sobs*

Armin: Now if you will excuse me... *Tackles Eren to the ground*

Ymir: *Joins in*

Eren: NOOOO!!

Armin: Eren, I thought we were friends! How could you do this to me???

Eren: Chill guys! It was a dare!

Ymir: I'M GONNA BITE YOUR F***IN' FACE OFF, YA HEAR?!?!

Annie and Mikasa: *Charge for Historia*

Reiner: NUUUU!! *Fights them both off... Well... Tries to at least*

-----------4 Hours later (when everyone comes back to their senses)----------------

Maya: VIDEO TAPED IT!!

Ginga, Connie, Sasha, and Jean: YAS!!

Everyone else but Maya, Ginga, Connie, Sasha, And Jean: F***!!

Maya: Hehe moving on!

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