"I dare Eren to kiss Christa without anyone holding Armin or Ymir back." - DarkSunnyMunn
Maya: *Looks at dare a giggles*
Eren: Maya is giggling... This is a bad sign!
Connie: *Gets up and runs around* ALERT! ALERT! MAYA IS GIGGLING! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maya: *Shows Armin the dare*
Armin: *Slow nods* I'm going to need my blades...
Eren: HA! Someone is gonna die today!
Jean: Shut it. That could be-
Maya: It's you, Eren...
Eren: WHAT?!
Maya: *Shows dare to Ymir*
Ymir: Oh yeah, you're gonna get your sorry a** whooped into next year... Or maybe not, cause you'll most likely be dead.
Eren: *Gulp*
Eren: *Runs up to Maya* WHAT IS THE DARE!!
Maya: GAHH! *Eats slip of paper that had dare on it and swallows* NOTHING!
Eren: ...Maya...?
Maya: *Blood is dripping from her mouth* Yeah?
Eren: You... You have a little...
Maya: *Tear comes from eye* P-paper cut... On my tongue... *Races to Armin and starts to lick his sleeve, trying to stop the bleeding*
Armin: Ah, gross! *Shoves Maya away and looks at sleeve* Dam*it, Maya! This is my professional jacket!
Maya: Then why'd you wear it to a Truth or Dare game?!
Armin: *Raises an eyebrow*
Maya: *Notices that everyone had professional jackets and 3DMG on* ...Heh...
Armin: Do you know how long it takes to get blood stains out?
Maya: ...
Levi: Tch. I do.
Eren: Where do you get blood stains?? Titan blood disappears almost instantly!
Levi: Jaeger, my foot can easily become your face.
Eren: ...Sorry...
Maya: Armin, you have to stay for this! Let's get on with the dare!
Eren: UHHHHHH....
Christa: WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE TO KISS ME?!
Annie: *Cracks knuckles*
Mikasa: I'LL KILL UUUU HISTORIAAAAAA!!!
Armin: *Whips out blades* Sorry, Eren...
Ymir: *Gets in a pouncing stance*
Eren: *Sigh* I'm dead... *Quickly kisses Historia*
Historia: (Thinking): why do I have so much "pretty girl swag" that everyone is being dared to kiss me?
Ymir: *Screams and charges for Eren, then noticing that Mikasa was charging for Historia, and tackles her to the ground*
Armin: *Tries to keep Annie from harming Historia*
Ymir: *Still trying to beat Mikasa* Armin, we'll have to kill Eren afterwards! It's kinda hard to keep Eren's girlfriend and Eren's Yandere sister to not beat the sh** outta Historia!
Armin: You can say that again! *Gets punched in the face by Annie*
Christa: *Pulls away from Eren* That's enough!
*Armin, Annie, Ymir, and Mikasa stop fighting*
Ymir: *Gets up* Anything for you, sweetie!
Christa: Ymir. We are best friends. I thought I've made it clear my heart belongs to someone else.
Armin: *Grins*
Ymir: (Thinking): Friend zoned.... Again...
Reiner: *Sobs*
Armin: Now if you will excuse me... *Tackles Eren to the ground*
Ymir: *Joins in*
Eren: NOOOO!!
Armin: Eren, I thought we were friends! How could you do this to me???
Eren: Chill guys! It was a dare!
Ymir: I'M GONNA BITE YOUR F***IN' FACE OFF, YA HEAR?!?!
Annie and Mikasa: *Charge for Historia*
Reiner: NUUUU!! *Fights them both off... Well... Tries to at least*
-----------4 Hours later (when everyone comes back to their senses)----------------
Maya: VIDEO TAPED IT!!
Ginga, Connie, Sasha, and Jean: YAS!!
Everyone else but Maya, Ginga, Connie, Sasha, And Jean: F***!!
Maya: Hehe moving on!
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Attack on Titan Truth or Dare
Random2025 update: This book is 8 years old and EXTREMELY cringe, so I recommend you turn back now before we both die of embarrassment. TRUST ME, IT'S BAD. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. Also my AOT OC's name has since been changed to Mei Anderson instead o...
