"I dare Armin to scream for 5 minutes straight #Famous Scream!" - ErenJaegerdatitan
Armin: *Face palm* Why...?
Christa: Gee, please don't hurt your throat too much!!
Armin: No... This will probably hurt a lot...
Eren: Is that who I heard screaming when that Santa Titan swallowed me...? Huh...
Jean: Makes sense... Why? BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONLY OTHER PERSON IN HIS SQUAD THAT WAS ALIVE, JACKA**!!!
Eren: OH MY GOSH JUST SHUT UPPPP!!!!
Armin: Not to be all depressing and crap but, you can't really deny the truth, Eren.
Jean: OHHHH!!!
Levi: Let's just get this over with...
Maya: WAIT!!! BEFORE YOU START, ARMIN-
Armin: I wasn't planning on starting yet but, okay...
Maya: WE NEED EARPLUGS!!!
Connie: WHO NEEDS EARPLUGS?! WE HAVE MAGICAL FINGERS!!!
Maya: True...
Sasha: GO ARMIN!!! WOOOO!!! *Plugs ears*
*Everyone else plugs their ears, even Levi*
Connie: GRAB THE BOOTY, TAKE HOLD!!! (I got that line from a stupid AOT video by RogerEstradaTV)
Levi: Do what?
Armin: *Raises an eyebrow*
Jean: JUST GO!! (Thinks he is not yelling but his ears are plugged)
Armin: WHY IS MY SCREAMING FAMOUS AND NOT MY FABULOUS KAWAII HAIR OR SOMETHING?!
Eren: ARMIN ARE YOU DRUNK OR SOMETHING?!?! JUZT GO WE'RE WAITIN!!!
Christa: *Mumbles* it is kawaii, though... *blushes*
Armin: *Blushes*
Ymir: *Is still plugging ears* WHATEVER YOU JUST SAID, SWEET-
I MEAN CHRISTA...
I MEAN HISTORIA...
Queen Historia...? IDK ANYMORE JUST DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!! DO THE SCREAM, ARMIN!!! YA KNOW, EREN IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD IT!!!
Armin: I am gonna regret this... *Takes a super deep breath*
Armin: *Keeps this freaking awesome scream goin on for the next 5 minutes*
(Sorry, dub watchers. This Japanese one is the best I could find.)
(During the five minutes)
Eren: OH GOD IT'S SO LOUD!!!!
Jean: DOES ANYONE HAVE A F***ING TIMER OR SOMETHING!!!???
Levi: Wow...
Christa: EVEN HIS SCREAMS ARE ADORABLE...?!
Ymir: WHAT WAS THAT???!??!
Maya: *Is knocked on her back due to the huge noise* LUCKILY I HAVE MY...
5 MINUTE... WATCH!!! BEWARE... WHEN 5 MINUTES IS OVER, THE WORST SONG EVER IS GOING TO BLAST EVEN LOUDER THAN ARMIN'S SCREAMING!!!
Jean: WWWUUUTTT?!?!?
Connie: HOLY CRAP ARMIN IS THE SCREAM MASTER, KING OF THE SCREAMS!!!!!!
Sasha: I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF!!! *Takes out potato* I THINK MY POTATO IS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING!!! WHAAAATTT WHAT THATTTT???
Hange: IT IS LIKE AN ANGRY TITAN!!!
------------5 Minutes later-----------------
Maya watch (Sorry, JB fans): WHAT DO UUUUU MEANNN?!?! *Blasts even louder* IZ ITZ TOO LATEZZZZ NOW TO SAY SORRYYYY?!?!
Everyone in the village: BOOOO!!! NOT JUSTIN!!! BOOOO!!!!! NUUUU!!!
Maya: GOD NO NOT THIS ONE!!! YES, JUSTIN!!! IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN TOO LATE TO EVEN ATTEMPT SORRY SO GO LEAVE NOWSS!!!! *Unplugs ears and throws watch at ground, breaking it*
Maya: K we're safe...
*Everyone unplugs their ears*
Armin: *Coughs and collapses, and mistakenly, his head lands in Christa's lap*
Armin: *Coughs one more time before staring right up at Christa*
Christa: *Smiles down at him, blushing*
Armin: *Blushes back*
Eren: I ship it...
Maya: Same...
Ymir: I DON'T!!!
Eren: NOPE!! *Grips Ymir's arms so she can't move*
Ymir: *Growls*
Eren: She's a demon...
Reiner: I thought I'd be with Christa... 😩
Christa: *Helps Armin up* Sorry guys...
Armin: *Says in a scratchy voice* I think I need some water...
Maya: ALRIGHT WATER BREAK FOR EVVERYONE!!! TRUTH OR DARE WILLZ CONTINUE IN DA NEXZT PART!!!
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Random2025 update: This book is 8 years old and EXTREMELY cringe, so I recommend you turn back now before we both die of embarrassment. TRUST ME, IT'S BAD. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. Also my AOT OC's name has since been changed to Mei Anderson instead o...
