(Starting where I left off)
Maya: *Still running from Levi*
Levi: ADAMS, GET YOUR SORRY A** OVER HERE!!!
Maya: *Hides behind a tree*
Levi: *Loses sight of Maya and walks off*
Maya: Phew... *looks to her right*
*Petra is also behind the tree, posed in her... death pose 😭*
Maya: ... *looks past Petra*
*Marco is also there, posed in his own death pose 😰*
Petra: *Slowly looks at Maya*
Maya: Was I interrupting something...?
Petra and Marco: ........
Maya: Well... at least you're not doing your hobbies... um... I'll spare y'all the punishment... *Stands up* I'm leaving now... *leaves*
Maya: Alright, who is next...? *Walks around* Hmm... maybe the girls dorm will have something... *Goes to girls dorm and starts looking around* nothing... WAIT!!! *listens closely, only to hear the sounds of a pencil on paper coming from a drawers*
Maya: *Opens drawer*
*Ginga was drawing a picture in it*
Ginga: GAH!!!
Maya: CAUGHT AHAHAHAHA!!!
Ginga: I WAS JUST... DOING HOMEWORK!
Maya: You don't go to sch-
Ginga: U DON'T KNOW THAT!!!!
Maya: *Takes Ginga's picture* Nice pony...
Ginga: I WAS DRAWING JEAN, OKAY?!
Maya: *Tries to restrain herself from laughing* well, I still have to punish you, so, you have to take Mikasa's scarf and tie your hands behind your back with it. Once we get back to the TOD circle and I see you with it on, you can take it off.
Ginga: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO-
Maya: FIGURE IT OUT MY DEAR SISTER!
Ginga: Fine... *Gets out of drawer and walls off to find Mikasa*
Maya: *Puts picture down* next... I wonder where Sasha and Connie would be... the kitchen!!! *Goes to the Mess Hall, only to see Sasha and Connie eating 55 lbs of French fries*
Maya: GOTCHA!!!!!
Sasha: WE COULDN'T HELP IT, OKAY?!
Connie: YEAH!
Maya: Oh well... *shrugs* your punishment... *Picks up a single fry* these have a lot of calories... you know what's a great way for burning off calories...? DID ANYONE SEE MY REFERENCE TO A CERTAIN AOT FAN PARODY?! Try to guess ;)
Sasha and Connie: What...?
*Two minutes later, they are found running laps around the dorms*
Sasha: HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS FOR?!
Maya: Until I say you can stop! *Leaves*
Connie: UGH
Maya: Next... *Starts walking around* I'm gonna check the training grounds... *Heads over, only to find Annie, Bert, and Reiner training together*
Maya: Perfect... *Jumps out at them* GRAAAA!!!
Annie: *Was in the midst of kicking Reiner in the face* Looks like we have been caught... *stops and kicks Reiner "where it counts" instead*
Reiner: AH- *Falls to the ground*
Bert: Great... what's the punishment...?
Maya: Annie, when we get back to the circle, you have to try to hold a NICE conversation with Mikasa. Reiner, you have to say something REALLY mean to Historia without anyone holding Armin or Ymir back. Bert, you have to tie up your legs so you're walking on your knees until I tell you to stop.
Annie: Why.
Reiner: NOOOO
Bert: I don't have rope
Maya: GUESS WHO DOES?!
Bert: *Sigh* You?
Maya: What? No. Jean. There's a bunch of rope by the stalls.
Bert: ...oh...
Maya: *Runs to the stalls and opens up the one that Jean and his "wife" are in*
Jean: THANK GOODNESS, ARE YOU HERE TO LET ME GO?!
Maya: Nope! *Grabs rope and leaves, closing the door behind her*
Jean: WAIT! Nooooo!!!!
Maya: *Runs back and ties up Bert's legs* And Reiner, you and Annie don't have to do your punishments till we get back to the circle.
Annie and Reiner: ...
Bert: *Falls over*
Maya: *Runs off* AHAHAHAHA NEXT! *Sees Mikasa swinging from tree to tree with 3DMG* man... and I thought her hobby would have something to do with Eren... *Chases after her* MIKASA!!!
Mikasa: NOT NOW! GINGA TOOK MY SCARF!!
Maya: *Giggles* I can only imagine who made her do that... Mikasa!! You're a bada**! And the job of a bada** is to do bada** things! Swinging on 3DMG is a bada** hobby!
Mikasa: *Lands* crud... I'm caught then, right?
Maya: YUP! Your punishment is simple! You just have to let Ginga use the scarf!
Mikasa: *Grunts and walks off*
Maya: Okay, next... Ymir...
Ymir: *Swings by, also on 3DMG*
Maya: Dang, what's up with the whole usage of 3DMG if we aren't fighting Titans? *Chases Ymir* THAT'S A HOBBY, MY FRIEND!
Ymir: *Lands* OHH wow... okay, you're here...
Maya: YUP! Your punishment is that you can't talk to Historia for a week!
Ymir: WHAT?!
Maya: AHAHAHAHAHA *Runs off like a maniac* Now there's one more person... Historia... I'll bet she went to the girls dorm after Ginga left... I'll check... *Goes to girls dorm and sees Historia doing her makeup in a mirror* is that a hobby for her really? Pff! It is now! *Barges in* CAUGHT!
Historia: GAH! *Drops concealer*
Maya: Oh... you were only using concealer... STILL COUNTS!
Historia: You're gonna punish me...?
Maya: YES! You have to... to... wear a mask for a week!
Historia: That's it?
Maya: It has to be EXTREMELY ugly and cover your whole face. You have to sleep with it on, too!
Historia: Should've known there would be more...
Maya: But not yet! I'll have one for you when we get back to the circle. Reiner has something to say to you...
—Time skip to when they're back in the circle—
Maya: Alright, Annie!
Annie: Ugh, hey Mikasa, where did your scarf go?
Mikasa: Someone took to from me *Glares at Ginga*
Ginga: Help me...
Annie: Wow... that sucks...
Mikasa: Yeah, I know.
Maya: Good enough for me. Reiner!
Reiner: CHRISTA YOUR HAIR IS UGLY!
Historia: Hey!
Ymir: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU FEIND?!?!?
Armin: SAY THAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU!!!
Reiner: Okay, I see how Ymir could kill me, but Armin... no offense but... you're the brains, and I'm the braun Armored Titan and all...
Armin: Yes but, I'm also a Soldier. You know what a Soldier's job is? *Cracks knuckles* to kill-
Eren: YOU MEAN COMPLETELY ELIMINATE!
Armin: Completely eliminate... Titans.
Ginga: No offense bro but, Reiner had a poi-
Armin: Shut it.
Ymir: Well, because you said that to Historia, We still get to kill you
Reiner: *Starts running as Ymir and Armin chase after him*
Maya: Okay... Well Ginga, you can take off the scarf now.
Ginga: OKAY! *Takes it off and throws it at Mikasa*
Mikasa: MY PRECIOUS!!
Maya: Oh! Here is your mask Historia!
Historia: Ugh. *Puts it on*
Maya: Also! *Texts Sasha and Connie that they can stop running*
*Both come back, Panting and sweating*
*Reiner is still being chased by Ymir and Armin*
Maya: He'll be fine... next dare or truth!
{END OF "No Hobbies" PART}
