Dare #4 (Texting Hanji)

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"I dare Jean to give Eren his phone and text anyone in his contacts!" - GalaxyHowler

Eren: HA! THIS PERSON IS A GENIUS!!!

Maya: CONFESSION!! *Stutters* GalaxyHowler is my sister... I must say she does have some good ideas for dares >:D

Jean: you all suck...

Armin: Well... This should be good...

Sasha: HAHAHA WHO ARE YOU GONNA TEXT, EREN!!???

Eren: *Laughs evil* hahaha you'll see... Now hand it over *holds hand out to Jean*

Jean: *Grunts and takes phone out of back pocket* I swear, Eren...

Eren: *Swipes Jean's phone from his hands and opens his contacts with a grin*

*Everyone crowds around Eren to watch, including Jean*

Maya: *Covers Jean's eyes* you are not allowed to watch, HORSE FACE!

Jean: NOOOO F***!!!

Eren: *Clicks the contact that read: Hanji Zoe

Eren: *smirks and texts "Hey, are you single?"*

*Hanji replied with a "No! I'm plural"*

Maya: JEAN TURN AROUND AND COVER YOUR EARS!!

Jean: F*** YOU ALL!!

Armin: Uhhh... You've been cussing an awful lot, Jean. I think you should stop.

*Jean didn't hear Armin due to Maya covering his ears and forcing him go say " LALALALALALALAALAALALALA!!!!!"

Eren: Ugh... *Texts back to Hangi "No, I meant are you free this Friday"*

*Hanji replies with "No! I am f***ing expensive!!"*

*everyone but Jean and Maya roll their eyes*

Eren: I give up... *Throws Jean's phone in the nearest trash can*

Jean: HEY! *takes phone out of trash, only to find a banana peel on it*

Jean: *Takes off banana peel and throws it at Eren*

Eren: Ew! *Accidentally throws peel at Levi's face*

Levi: JAEGER!!

Eren: Uhhh... Sorry, sir!!

Levi: You get to clean the horse stalls with Arlert...

Eren: *Smiles* yes, sir! *turns to Armin* starting with Jean's bedroom still?

Armin: YUP!

Jean: I share a dorm with both of you...

Eren: Then we'll just "clean up" your side of the dorm!

Jean: *Grunts as he reads Eren's conversation with Hanji* YOU IDIOT!!!

*Everyone but Jean laughs their faces off, and Levi actually smiles*

Maya: NNNNNEEEEXXXXXTTTTTT!!!!

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