Dare #14 (Reiner the Ballerina!!)

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"I dare Reiner to dress up like a ballerina, constantly singing "I'm a ballerina" while repeatedly slapping himself in the face." - TheBookGuardian290

Reiner: How the hell did I even get myself into this...?

Maya: BECAUSE I MADE YOU JOIN!!! AND YOU ARE GONNA STAY!!!

Reiner: FRICKIN' HECK?!?!?!

Armin: Welcome to the dark side...

Reiner: Dam*it...

Eren: I swear everyone who checks Tumblr is going to be eaten by a Titan...

Jean: Why? BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL CYA IN A F***ING DRESS?!?!

Eren: DON'T MAKE ME GO TITAN ON YOU!! DON'T THINK I WON'T SH** FACE!!! *holds hand up to mouth*

Annie: *Forces Eren's hand down* Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't do that!!

Jean: HA!!!

Annie: *Smiles* WITHOUT ME!!!!

*Eren and Annie both bite their thumbs and become Titans*

----------After saving Jean from two angry Titan Shifters for five hours, THEN getting back in the circle----------

Connie: That... was... EPIC!!!

Levi: *Is covered in Titan saliva* Shut the hell up...

Maya: NOW WHERE WERE WE?!?!?! OH YEAH!!! REINER!!! GET IN YOUR BALLERINA SUIT!!!!!!!!!!

Reiner: F*** no, you can't make me...

Maya: I WILL GET YOU A NEW SANDWICH AFTER!!!

Reiner: OKAY FINE!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT IT HAS TO BE FROM SUBWAY!!!

Maya: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ggggggggggoooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FINE!!!

*Sasha brings Reiner a ballerina suit from the girls dorm and he goes to the bathroom to put it on*

Reiner: *Comes back and stands there with a "I am done with your sh**" face* Happy??

Armin: Not yet... You remember the FULL dare!

Reiner: No... What the f*** was it again?

MAYA: SING "I'M A BALLERINA" AND SLAP YOURSELF IN THE FACE, SLAVE!!

Reiner: Hell no...

Maya: *Smirks* I guess I won't be getting you that new sandwich, then!!

Reiner: NOOO!!! NOT DA SANDWICH!!! IT IS TOO HARD TO RESIST!!! FINEEE!!!

Reiner: *Sings really loud and terribly* IMMA BALLERINA (SLAP!!) IMMA BALLERINA (SLAP!!!) *Continues this until eventually his tooth falls out and Connie video tapes everything*

Maya: OKAY I THINK THAT IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!

Reiner: *Picks up his tooth and says in a weird voice* THANK DWA HEAVANSSS!!! *Sits down*

Armin: You can take off the ballerina suit now...

Reiner: NEVER!!! YOU WILL NEVER MAKE ME!!! I LOOK FAB!!!!!!!!!

Maya: Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......................... CAN I TAKE A PIC?!?!

Reiner: F*** you all... I just want my sandwich...

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