Truth #20 (If Eren was a girl?)

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"Eren, how would you take being a girl for a month? Like, you'd go through everything a girl goes through" - J2002P
Thank goodness I am a girl, because J2002P, I know EXACTLY what you are talking about...

Eren: I'D RATHER BE A TITAN!!!

Sasha: Ohhh ouch...

Jean: YOU ARE A TITAN, STUPID A**!!

Eren: No! Never!! I am a Titan SHIFTER!!!! Get your facts right, horse.

Maya: So? How would you take it???

Eren: Umm... What do girls even go through...?

Jean: DID YOU LEARN NOTHING IN SCHOOL, MAN?!?!

Eren: I LEARNED A LOT MANNN!!!

Jean: DID YOU EVEN GO TO SCHOOL!!????

Eren: Kinda... Pretty sure that is where Mikasa and I stood up for Armin...

Armin: *Buries face in knees in embarrassment*

Eren: Oh... Sorry, man...
Also, anyone gonna answer my question?

Hange: When we grow older, we turn into unicorns.

Connie: WOW!!! REALLY?!?!

Hange: What? No, ding dong.

Connie: Aww mannn...

Christa: We go through... Changes...

Eren: Wut...?

Hange: Well...
***** ****** ***** ***** **** (Explaining the whole deal)
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Eren: SUCKS FOR YOU GUYS!!!!

Hange: Guys go through other "changes" fyi.

Eren: NUUU!! NEVAAAA!!!

Maya: Uhhh... Yeah... So now that you know, how would you take it...?

Eren: I'd kill Titans as a bada** girl for a month. AS LONG AS I KILL DA TITANZZZZZ!!!!

Levi: Of course...

Maya: K MOVING ON!!!

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