Dare #43 (DA BEST ACTORS!!!) 😂

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"I dare Annie to reenact a dramatic scene from AOT with two people of her choice" - ErenJaegerdatitan

Maya: OOOOO CAN I CHOOSE DS SCENE?!??!

Annie: No...

Eren: .......

Maya: PLZZZZZZZ

Annie: Oh god I know you'll just keep begging... Sure... Why not...

Maya: YUSSSZZZ!! Ok ok ok... Thinkin between two here...
Either Eren vs Annie DA FINAL BATTLEZZZZ!!! Or... *clears throat* Ummm... Never mind... I won't say for Eren's sake... (Carla)

In case you don't know, here is the Eren vs Annie fight from the season 1 finale that they will be reenacting:

Sadly I could only find the second half of the fight and there are no subtitles... But I think you'll get the idea

Eren: Oh... Hell no...

Annie: I never wanna fight Eren again... I... I love him...

Eren: *Turns red hot*

Maya: Welllll... She said with two other peeps of your choice. I chose the scene, now you can choose da people!!!

Annie: *Sigh* fine... Obviously Eren...

Eren: At least we're acting...

Annie: And Armin I guess...? He is one who made Eren go all "super killer Titan" anyway...

Armin: Crapppp....

Christa: Don't worry! You'll do GREAT!!

Maya: So Eren... We need to fake stab you in the chest, k?

Eren: Ughhh...

Jean: I'LL BE HAPPY TO STAB HIM!!

Eren: It's fake, idiot

Jean: Fineee....

Sasha: HERE'S SOME KETCHUP FOR BLOOD!!! *throws a bottle of ketchup at Eren*

Eren: *Ketchup hits him in the nose before he catches it in his palms*  thanks...?

Maya: HEY LOOK A TWIG!!! *Grabs twig and hands it to Eren* Now fake stab yourself.

Eren: Wow... *Lies on ground and holds twig near chest* happy?

Maya: Almost... *Grabs ketchup and squirts it all over Eren's shirt and face* now I am!!

Levi: Clean that up after...

Maya: And Annie... Just... Run in circles like ur attacking a city or somethin'...

Annie: Fine... *jogs in a circle*

Maya: And Armin... Just... Say whatever inspirational crap you said before, eh?

Armin: Okay, fine... *Walks up to Eren, who is still on the ground covered in ketchup* Eren... If you... Uhhh... *Smirks* Dam* I forgot what I said...

*Everyone but Levi laughs*

Maya: I'LL LOOK IT UP!!!

Armin: My quote is on the internet?

Maya: YES!! *takes out phone and looks it up*

Armin: Right... *Kneels down to Eren, but can't help giggling a little* Someone who can't s-sacrifice-

Eren: *Bursts out laughing*

Jean: SHUT UP MAN U RUINED IT!!!

Eren: Okay okay sorry *Still giggling a bit* sorry, go

Armin: Okayyyy... Someone who can't sacrifice anything...

Eren: *Giggles* I can't do this...

Armin: Can't ever change anything... *tries to hold in laughter*
That to defeat a monster...
You... Have to be willing to throw aside your humanity...

Jean: DID U SAY THAT AFTER I TOLD EREN TO WAKE THE F*** UP?!?! ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!!
*Claps, but realizes he is the only one clapping*

Maya: ANYWHOO!! Armin now you can just stay in the back because you were like on the frickin rooftops like "EYYYY" in the actual thing

Armin: Alright...? *Steps back*

Eren: Blah blah words words talking talking TITANS!!! AHHHH!!! *Throws stick at Maya and springs up*

Maya: *Stick hits her in the face and she lets it fall* NOWS FIGHT!!!

*Eren and Annie stare at her*

Maya: I mean... FAKE BATTLES!! YEAHHH!!

Eren: Uhhh... *Slowly fake punches Annie*

Annie: Ohhh nooooo... I guess I'll go climb the wall... *Starts clawing the air*

Eren: I need some kind of stick figure...

Maya: *Breaks off a small piece of twig* Here!! *Tosses it at Eren*

Eren: *Catches it* this will do... This is Mikasa... *Places twig near Annie's nose* FFFAAALLLLLL!!!

Annie: nooo... *Fake falls*

Eren: *Sits next to Annie* Oh look... She's crying...

Annie: CRYSTALIZE!!!!

Maya: *Starts making weird bomb noises with her lips* BOOM POW BAM!!!

Annie: I am a crystal now...

Jean: YEAH SO F*** OFF EREN!!

Eren: Okay we're done here... *helps Annie up and they both sit back down*

Armin: Good... *Sits back down next to Christa*

Maya: Awww mannnnnn.........

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