Tom: Hi, Owl Eyes. *Smiles*
Owl Eyes: *Freaks out and jumps back* GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP!!!! I LOST ALL MY TACOS YEARS AGO!!! O_O''
Tom: But I'm your father. That's horrible. I did nothing to you. :(
Owl Eyes: Your name is stupid. What tom gets named Tom?
Tom: I DO!!
Owl Eyes: Tom the Idiot will be your new name. No, Tom the Evil is more suiting. Take that you monster.
Tom: Why don't you stop insulting me?
Owl Eyes: Something ugly's coming over the streets, and it's a tom named Tom who is ugly and a monster. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!
Tom: I hate you so much, I may as well throw you in a river.
River Ripple: Touch the rivers, and I will personally make you regret it.
Owl Eyes: *Draws on Tom's face* You look so much prettier now. I'm only joking, you look the same because nothing can make you pretty. :)
Tom: I--
Owl Eyes: *Dances about* NO ONE'S LISTENING NA NA NA NA NA! TACOS CHEESE APPLES POTATOS AND CAKE NA NA NA NA IN YOUR FACE HA HA HA! *Whispers* Happy birthday. *Puts pie on Tom's face*
Tom: Right, I've had it up to-- T_T
Owl Eyes: I'm yelling "timber"! *Tree falls on Tom* Your dinner is served Monster. :D
Tom: *Gets away from tree* You. . . will. . . pay. . . OWL EYES.
Owl Eyes: But first let me take a selfie. ;) *Takes selfie and disappears*
Tom: What the kittypet food? Where'd he go? *Shrugs* At least he's gone now.
Owl Eyes: *Appears in front of Tom and looks really adorable*
Tom: The cuteness. . . IT'S KILLING ME. *Screams like a girl* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. *Dies*
Owl Eyes: I told you I'd win. I'm just better than you like everyone else. Oh, and I will never pay you because you suck.
Pebble Heart: Well said. :)
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