Mousefur: *Leaps out of a Dark Forest cat's way and laughs* I AM TITANIUM! *Is standing on Longtail*
Longtail: I give up. ;-;
Maggottail: Time out.
Mousefur: You shoot me down, but I won't fall. I am titanium!
Maggottail: TIME OUT!
Mousefur: Oh, okay.
Firestar: Oh, a Dark Forest warrior. HEY, WANT TO JOIN THUNDERCLAN?
Mapleshade: No.
Firestar: WELCOME TO THUNDERCLAN KITTYPET! :D *Puts a bow on Mapleshade and outs a dummy in her mouth* What a strange looking kit. :c
Mapleshade: *Spits it out* YOU WILL --
Firestar: Don't talk to your leader. It's respect Firestar time. Oh, and I hereby name you Kittenfur.
Mapleshade: YOU WILL --
Firestar: Kittenfur, stop being rude or else I'll throw you into the elder's den.
Tigerstar: FIRESTAR! *Runs but trips over a rock and falls on Mapleshade* He beat me without trying. Why is he -- how does he do that? :/
Firestar: YES, BOW DOWN TO THE FIRE.
Sandstorm: Firestar, are you on catmint or something? You asked a cat who's set out to kill you to join ThunderClan. . .
Firestar: *Tilts head* Who are you? DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THUNDERCLAN? OKAY, WELCOME! *Grabs Sandstorm, puts her into a ball and throws at incoming Dark Forest cats, knocking them over* TURKEY!
Hollyleaf: TAKING IN STRAYS IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE. #ILOVEWARRIORCODE.
Jayfeather: You're against the warrior code. -.- *Mutters* Idiot.

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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...