Rosepetal: Okay, Cherrypaw and Molepaw, we're going to be tree fighting today!
Cherrypaw: Um, okay?
Molepaw: I thought Firestar banned that ages ago because of Cinderheart. But I don't know if I even want to fight trees.
Rosepetal: Firestar isn't here. Anyway, mentors decide what they want their apprentices to learn so I'll be teaching you how to tree fight.
Foxleap: I think fox fighting is more important.
Rosepetal: I agree.
Foxleap: Why are we going to do tree fighting then?
Rosepetal: Why are we? Fox fighting is fun. And better. And evil.
Foxleap: Are you agreeing with me. . .?
Rosepetal: Yes.
Foxleap: *Sees fox* HEY, FOX! COME HERE! *Runs to fox*
Fox: *Looks at Foxleap and tilts head*
Foxleap: *Waves* Hello! Say hi to paw!
Fox: *Confused*
Foxleap: *Shows other paw* And say hello to paw.
Fox: . . .?
Foxleap: Now say hi to paw and paw. *Punches fox*
Fox: *Yelps and runs off*
Rosepetal: *Grabs Foxleap and throws at tree* WE'RE TREE FIGHTING! Now, Molepaw, show me what you think you can do in tree fighting.
Molepaw: Okay. Um. . . *Taps tree*
Rosepetal: Well done! You're a clever apprentice unlike Cherrypaw. She couldn't hit a tree even if she tried. I will make sure your warrior name is Molechaser.
Molepaw: Uh, I don't want to be Molechaser! It sounds like I chase moles for a living!
Rosepetal: I am your mentor and I will decide what your name and job is.
Foxleap: You're not the leader, Rosepet.
Rosepetal: Neither are you.
Foxleap: I know. Firestar decides on these things.
Rosepetal: For as long as he's not around, I decide everything. Do you want to be a medicine cat?
Foxleap: No, I'm a warrior. Duh.
Molepaw: What's a medicine cat?
Rosepetal: Yes, that's correct, Molepaw!
Molepaw: I never answered anything. . .
Rosepetal: In my world you did. You solved the meaning of a medicine cat, which is the hardest thing to answer. *Pets* You are indeed a clever apprentice. Now what would you like to play?
Molepaw: Badger hunter!
Rosepetal: BADGER HUNTER?! A cat chases a badger into a trap and the badger eats the hunter--HAR HAR HAR. DURRRRRRR.
Everyone: O_O
Rosepetal: DURRRRR! *Runs off*
Foxleap: UM. . . Okay, I think Rosepet needs to calm down. Weird cat.
Cherrypaw: It's Rosepetal.
Foxleap: I prefer Rosepet. I grew up calling her that. *Nods* I am a nodding cat.
Firestar: I saw you hurting that fox. You now have to pay me with all the prey in the Clan.
Foxleap: But we're in the same Clan. It doesn't really make any difference.
Firestar: Yes, but I can have all the prey I want now without anyone having to fight for it.
Foxleap: Aw, mouse-dung. :|
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
