Leafpool: Jayfeather, why is that stick so important? It's just a stick. *Steps on it*
Jayfeather: *Gasps* I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND! :(
Leafpool: Okay. . .
Jayfeather: Leafpool, you cannot understand me but at least a plant can!
Leafpool: Plants can't understand anything.
Jayfeather: . . . GET OUT OF MY DEN! *Kicks Leafpool out* *Picks stick up* My precious.
Briarlight: Jayfeather--
Jayfeather: HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?! O.O
Briarlight: I sort of live here. . .
Jayfeather: Oh, yeah. I forgot. :/
Briarlight: HOW COULD YOU?! IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!
Jayfeather: Go away, I'm busy.
Briarlight: Is a stick more important than I am?! Fine, I'll leave and go to WindClan's medicine den even though Kestrelflight will be clumsy enough to drop herbs on my head! *Crawls away*
Jayfeather: . . . NU, DON'T LEAVE ME! How could she leave me for WindClan? WindClan, this is war. >:( Who needs those cats when I've got my stick anyway? *Starts dancing with stick* I love my stick that makes an ugly cat appear, la la la la. ^_^
Brightheart: Jayfeather! *Pokes head into medicine den*
Jayfeather: AH! *Drops stick and frowns* Why can't I ever be left alone? Jayfeather this, Jayfeather that-- I AM NO SERVANT! -_-
Brightheart: Stop being a cranky Mousefur and get your tail into the nursery! Snowkit is craving for tacos and I have no idea what to do with him!
Jayfeather: He gets it from Cloudtail. NOW GET OUT BECAUSE I WANNA TALK TO MY STICK! *Shoves Brightheart away*
Ivypool: JAYFEATHER, JAYFEATHER! :D
Jayfeather: I seriously need a holiday from here. -.-
Ivypool: Well, I'm the fairy cat so wish granted!
Jayfeather: *Appears in WindClan's camp* Why here?! Ivypool, you useless ivy! Grr, even a plant would make a better warrior than she is.
Onestar: IT IS OUR SAVIOUR! *Bows down to Jayfeather*
Jayfeather: Um, excuse me, I'm a ThunderClan cat. I thought you said you hated my kind? Well, I am part WindClan. . .
Onestar: Did you not hear from Tallstar? He said this: "The sharp-eyed Jay will come and the dopey Kestrel will go."
Jayfeather: I LIKE MY STICK AND I CANNOT LIE! *Starts dancing about* Oh, and I didn't know I was sharp-eyed. Yellowfang must be my number one fan if she came up with that to describe me.
Kestrelflight: Hi, Jayfeather! *Trips over own paws* I need to stop wearing invisible high heels.
Onestar: O_o I don't get why he's medicine cat. I honestly think he eats all of the herbs because Breezepelt keeps eating all of the fresh-kill. Does that run in the family? Breezeploop must get it from Nightcloud.
Jayfeather: So what's up?
Onestar: You're WindClan's new medicine cat.
WindClan: Jayfeather! Jayfeather!
Jayfeather: I WANTED A HOLIDAY, NOT BECOME A MEDICINE CAT TO A DIFFERENT CLAN! IVYPOOL, YOU USELESS IVY! -_-
Kestrelflight: Yay, holiday for me! :D *Steps on stick and goes rolling down the camp* This is how I roll!
Jayfeather: HOW DARE YOU HURT STICK?! *Runs after Kestrelflight* When I catch you, I'm going to feed you to the plants!
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
