Squirrelflight: *Singing* I am useless, I am stupid. I am such a rubbish liar. Why can’t anyone just stay by meeeeee?
Leafpool: All of the above are true.
Squirrelflight: You suck, I hate you! You’re so stupid you are, yes, you are. I am awesome and you’re not.
Leafpool: Not true.
Squirrelflight: It’s truuuuuuuuuuue that I hate you so much. Why not just drop dead and say hello to StarClan? Spiderleg, Spiderleg, does whatever a spider leg does. When he talks, we all die. Look out, there’s Spiderleg!
Spiderleg: YES! SOMEONE GOT MY NAME RIGHT FOR ONCE!
Leafpool: It’s so truuuuuue, no one likes you. Your fake kits left you, and so did your mate. At least I never got hunted down by a psychopath called Ashfur, almost killing her fake little kits. Everyone avoids you because they don’t like yoooooooou.
Squirrelflight: Hi, Leafpool! I was just getting better at my singing.
Leafpool: *Looks confused* Singing? I thought you were spitting insults at me!
Squirrelflight: You called me stupid. I know you did. So that’s why I planted poison in your fresh-kill this morning. You should thank me. Even mother and father ignore you so bad. :)
Leafpool: I would be dead by now. I think your plan backfired, Squirrelflight. :D
Lionblaze: SOMEONE CALL THE MEDICINE CAT! THERE WAS POISON IN MY FRESH-KILL! STARCLAN SAVE THE LION -- *Dies* X_X
Squirrelflight: . . . MOUSE-DUNG! FOX-DUNG! LEAFPOOL-DUNG! AAAAH, I KILLED LIONBLAZE!
Jayfeather and Hollyleaf: YOU DID?! *Dive at Squirrelflight*
Cinderheart and Heathertail: YOU KILLED LION-LION! *Dive at Squirrelflight*
Crowfeather, ThunderClan and the other Clans: *Dive at Squirrelflight*
Breezepelt: WHOO, LIONBLAZE IS DEAD! AWWW, YEAH! >:D
Leafpool: Haha, that’s how you get everyone to really hate Squirrelflight more. :)
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
