Dawnstripe: Hareflight, can I borrow your monster?
Hareflight: Why?
Dawnstripe: There's a waffle over there.
Hareflight: *Looks and Dawnstripe goes into his monster*
Dawnstripe: *Drives monster away*
Hareflight: HEY, I WAS GOING TO USE THAT!
Cloudrunner: *Running on clouds*
Dawnstripe: NICE TALL PAW, TALLPAW! NICE WOLLY TAIL, WOLLYTAIL!
Wollytail: Nice dawn stripe?
Dawnstripe: NOOOOOO! *Crashes into tree*
Several heartbeats later. . .
Dawnstripe: Here's your monster back, Hareflight. :3
Hareflight: IT'S RUINED!
Dawnstripe: No, it's as good as new.
Hareflight: MY BEAUTIFUL MONSTER! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Dawnstripe: It's pretty now. Wait. . . STOP CRYING OVER A MONSTER!
Heatherstar: Dawnstripe, that's the one thousandth time you've ruined a monster. Why can't you ruin ThunderClan's?
Dawnstripe: I'm too lazy to go over there. I'm so bright I'm shining like a diamond.
Heatherstar: Stop ruining monsters, okay?
Dawnstripe: Okay, Heatherstar. :3
A few moons later. . .
Heatherstar: DAWNSTRIPE, YOU RUINED A THOUSAND MORE MONSTERS! -_-
Dawnstripe: Um, it was. . . Hickorynose. o.o
Heatherstar: Dawnstripe.
Dawnstripe: Here's my autograph. Bye! *Runs away*
Heatherstar: *Sighs* Why do my warriors have to be so strange?
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
