Bramble: Hello, ThunderClan, and welcome to the Clan Show's interviews. First question: What does it feel like to have the Three in your Clan?
Lionblaze: Totally epic. We're invincible with me around, bro. You know, I don't know how Jayfeather's and Dovewing's powers are even useful.
Stormfur: The Three?
Firestar: THE THREE AND LIGHTNING, VERY, VERY, FRIGHTENING! C: Dovewing's powers are stupid because she thought Flametail was me once. I DON'T HAVE BLUE EYES, THANKS.
Birchfall: I always knew our kits were special. Whitewing didn't believe me though but-- IN YOUR FACE! >:3
Whitewing: Kits? Only Ivypool is our kit.
Dovewing: I'M FOSTERED?!
Firestar: SAME HERE, WHITEWING! Except my only kit is Squirrelflight. . .
Sandstorm: *Sighs*
Bramble: DON'T GO OFF TOPIC OR I WILL GO HATSUNE MIKU ON YOU! Second question: What was your reaction when Tigerstar made his return?
Thistleclaw: Darkness, shadows, fire and tiger will come together. . . AND DESTROY YOUR STUPID FOREST!!!!! I WILL GO SWIM IN NETTLES NOW, MAH ENEMIES! *Dives into nettles*
Longtail: My reaction was. . . ANGRY, UGLY GENTLETOM. DUH DUH DUH DUH I'M A VERY, VERY, SEXY CAT! FANGIRLS, COME TO LONGTAIL! :)
Fangirls: *Run to Darkstripe* WE LOVE YOU, DARKSTRIPE!
Longtail: ._.
Bramble: Weird. Third: Thoughts after the Great Battle?
Firestar: *Falls to ground* It's so tiring to be a hero.
Bramble: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN STARCLAN! YOU TOO, OTHER CATS WHO SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE AFTER THE GREAT BATTLE! GRRRRRR.
Daisy: Now I can just sit on my tail and become fatter than Greystripe. :)
Spiderleg: I HAVE A GREY MUZZLE! WHO DYED IT GREY?! PURDY LURDY WURDY BURDY?!?!?!?!
Purdy: *Walks over to Spiderleg* WAZZZZZ UP?!
Spiderleg: THE SKY!
Dustpelt: You're becoming old, Spiderleg. GO JOIN THE ELDERS' DEN BEFORE I DO!
Jayfeather: WAAAAAAAAAH, I WANT HOLLYLEAF! WAAAAAAH, I'M SO SAD NOW! WHY DID YOU TAKE HER AWAY?! *Bites tail* OW, I WENT SHARK ON MYSELF! MUMMY, I GOT A BOO-BOO ON MY TAIL! :(
Leafpool: You're a medicine cat. See to it.
Lionblaze: *Nibbles on Jayfeather's stick* I'm going dog on this stick. Dogs do eat these, right?
Cinderheart: They eat bones.
Lionblaze: WHERE'S BONE FROM BLOODCLAN THEN?! :)
Bramble: FOURTH QUESTION, MOUSE-HEADS! What do you think of the Clan Show?
Bramblestar: The Clan-a what-a now? o_o
Squirrelflight: We never heard of it. Are you trying to go Tigerstar on us?
Briarlight: I know what it is! Um, I think the Clan Show of cookies. COOKIES, LET'S GO TO COOKIE KING AND STUFF OUR FACES WITH CHOCOLATE COOKIES WITH CHIPS IN THEM! :)
Bumblestripe: I think this cat is trying to kill us. . . RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, EVERYONE!
Bramble: DUDE, I WENT TO ALL THE CLANS! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THE CLAN SHOW?
Crowfeather: You never went to ThunderClan until now. :)
Bramble: GET BACK TO WINDCLAN! CUT! CUT BEFORE ANY OF THE OTHER CLANS WALK IN!!
Lilykit: *Taps camera screen* What's this?
Camera: *Turns off*
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
