Onestar: ALL JERKS GATHER AROUND THE JERKROCK FOR A JERK MEETING JERK!!!
All jerks: *Come over, saying "jerk" like zombies*
Onestar: We need to spread the jerkiness to everyone in the lake. We must--
Crowfeather: STEAL THEIR EYES SO I CAN HAVE GREEN, BLUE, AMBER, YELLOW AND GOLDEN ONES!!!! *Throws a frying pan at a random cats' head* THIS IS EYE WAR, EYE!!!
Berrynose: You're a creep, Crowfeather. Who goes stealing eyes? o_o
Spiderleg: He steals their contacts, not eyes. Do you really think he'd be that dumb? Cats with no eyes is just like a zombie apocalypse. Haven't you read about that?
Onestar: STOP BEING JERKS AND LET ME SPEAK!!!
Crowfeather: Jerkstar, don't be a kit over it. I was just stating that I want even more eye colours. >.> I AM SPECIAL AND I DEMAND I GET WHAT I WANT, YOU JERK.
Onestar: *Voice goes high-pitched* IT'S AGAINST THE JERK CODE TO INTERUPT A FELLOW JERK!!!! HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN A SUCESSFUL JERK?!?!?!?!
Crowfeather: Calm down, you stupid cat! I only stated my thoughts. Geez, what a jerk. -.-'
Onestar: I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON FOR CALLING ME A JERK, YOU STUPID JERK!!!!!
Berrynose: I wanted to be a jerk! Now I've failed JerkClan. D':
Crowfeather: I HATE BEING A JERK!!! YOU'RE MORE OF ONE THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Onestar: THIS IS WAR!!
Crowfeather: No, this is Crowfeather, not war. MY NAME IS NOWHERE NEAR WAR, JERK!
Onestar: *Steps forward but slips off of rock and lands on face* LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, JERK!!!!!
Crowfeather: YOU'RE THE JERK!!!
Everyone: JERK FIGHT!!!
Onestar: Hold on! It's against the jerk code it fight against a fellow jerk.
Crowfeather: *Has a bazooka that shoots out rainbows and hides it behind back* You saw nothing but the truth.
Spiderleg: I don't even know what's against the jerk code. I must be a real jerk right now. Anyone tell me what is? :/
Berrynose: Your mum's face.
Spiderleg: DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT JUST BECAUSE YOURS TAKES UP ALL THE SPACE IN THE NURSERY!!
Berrynose: That's not nice jerk! I didn't say anything about your mum!
Spiderleg: YOU SAID HER FACE WAS AGAINST THE JERK CODE!!
Berrynose: It was a compliment. Don't be a jerk over it. :)
Spiderleg: WAS NOT!
Crowfeather: *Stands between them* Jerks must be quiet. Jerkstar is hurt. -.-
Onestar: If anyone tries to help me stand up, they'll become a jerk.
Everyone: WE WANT TO BE JERKS!! *Start helping Onestar up*
Onestar: NO YOU JERKS!!!!!!!!
Berrynose: We are the jerks and we are proud! We obey the jerk code. :)
Hollyleaf: DON'T YOU DARE RIP OFF THE WARRIOR CODE OR YOU WILL TASTE MY WRATH!!! >:U
Crowfeather: *Throws Hollyleaf away* Hey, I just realised that everything is against the jerk code. . .
Onestar: Wh--what. . .?
Spiderleg: WE ARE ALL AGAINST THE JERK CODE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!! DX
Everyone: *Runs around screaming*
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
