Owlpaw: What are you going to do, Blindpaw? You're blind! HAHAHAHA. XD
Jaypaw: . . .
Lionpaw: I'VE GOT YOUR TAIL, JAYPAW! *Picks Jaypaw up by tail* I told you so.
Jaypaw: I. DON'T. NEED. YOUR. HELP!!!!! -_-
Owlpaw: ThunderClan is stupid.
Hollypaw: OWLPAW! *Jumps out of a bush like a ninja* *Has paper and a pencil in paws* What do you want for Christmas? :)
Owlpaw: . . . THIS IS A BATTLE. SINCE WHEN DID CHRISTMAS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS?!?! *Runs off*
Lionpaw: Well done, Hollypaw.
Jaypaw: I COULD HAVE DONE THAT!!!
Hollypaw: I only asked him what he wanted for Christmas. . . SHADOWCLAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? :D
ShadowClan: *Runs off*
Hollypaw: Why are they running. . .?
Jaypaw: They saw you for the first time. -.-
Hollypaw: . . .
Yellowfang: You're all stupid. Your father is Crowfeather and your mother is Leafpool.
Lionpaw: A leaf in a pool and a crow's feather? What is up with StarClan's weird prophecies?
*Moons later*
Lionblaze: *Elder*
Kits: How come your father was a crow's feather?
Lionblaze: It's CROWFEATHER and LEAFPOOL. Only an idiot wouldn't realise that.
Jayfeather: *Curled up in nest, hugging stick* I love my stick. <3
Lionblaze: WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR OBSESSION?!
*Moons later*
Jayfeather: *In StarClan*
Half Moon: JAY'S WING!!!!! <3 *Running towards him*
Jayfeather: *Running towards Half Moon*
Hollyleaf: . . .
Jayfeather: *Runs past Half Moon*
Half Moon: Whaaaaaat? O_O
Jayfeather: *Hugs stick* I told you I'd wait forever.
Half Moon: -_- That stick needs to go.
Hollyleaf: He never changed. -.-"

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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...