Squirrelpaw: Where are you going, Brambleclaw? *Thinks: He’s going to the sun-drown-place for a holiday to get away from me, I bet!*
Brambleclaw: Squirrelpaw! Er, I’m going to ask Tawnypelt if she wants to come throw a party in RiverClan so Hawkfrost can be terrified of me. Wait, I’m not Brambleclaw. *Turns voice to Tigerstar’s* I AM TIGERSTAR AND I AM HERE TO BREAK THE DOORS DOWN! MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Squirrelpaw: *Voice turns really high-pitched as she mocks Firestar* And I am a fat kittypet called rusty Firestar, and I am here to kick your tail and send you to SkyClan! I sound like a girl because I’m a she-cat and I love dresses. I love Sandstorm. . . Wait. . . NO, I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE A BULLY BUT I STILL LOVE YOU SO I LOVE YOU TOO, SANDSTORM!
Brambleclaw: *Voice turns normal* Haha, Squirrelpaw, I got this caught on tape and I’m going to show it to Firestar! *Holds tape into the air*
Squirrelpaw: *Mocking Brambleclaw* Oh, the pain! The pain, the terror, the agony! Oh StarClan, please don’t tell anyone I secretly love unicorns and fairies -- and I dance like one too! Squirrelpaw, stubborn Squirrelpaw, how I worship your awesomeness!
Brambleclaw: *Mocking Squirrelpaw* I’m a stupid she-cat with a squirrel-like tail. MY SISTER IS A LEAF AND MY FATHER IS A KITTYPET, MEANING I’M A KITTYLEAF! I’M A CROSS KITTYPET AND LEAF, HAHAHAHAHA. I LOVE BRAMBLECLAW SO MUCH I’LL ACT LIKE A PAIN – WAIT, THAT’S MY JOB. I’M PAINTAIL, A WARRIOR-TO-BE!
Squirrelpaw: You’re taking me to the sun-drown-place or else I’m telling Firestar – OH MY STARCLAN, THERE’S A POTATO FLYING ON THE GROUND! *Squeals*
Ashfur: That’s just me, sorry. I’ll go back to the camp. *Runs off*
Brambleclaw: No, you’re a puny apprentice who has no manners. Go eat some yoghurt, you stupid squirrel.
Squirrelpaw: *Annoyed* You’re taking me with you if you like it or not. I’m Firestar’s daughter and I should be treated like a queen, not some stupid kit!
Brambleclaw: Okay, queen. Go back to the nursery and look after Spiderkit and Birchkit.
Squirrelpaw: I don’t mean that queen, you mouse-brain! Now – I’m coming with you.
Brambleclaw: NO, STAY IN THE NURSERY, SQUIRRELKIT! KITS AREN’T ALLOWED ON THIS JOURNEY!
Squirrelpaw: Crowpaw’s a kit and he gets to come. I have just as much right as he has to come.
Brambleclaw: *Turns happy and smiles, eyes sparking* Okay, best friend!
Squirrelpaw: *Tilts head to the side* *Thinks: We’re best friends now? I think Brambleclaw’s been eating Cinderpelt’s catmint again. . .* Thanks!
Brambleclaw: NOT! I fooled you and you fell for it. GULLIBLEPAW, GULLIBLEPAW! >:D
Crowpaw: *Was standing behind Brambleclaw the whole time without being noticed. He smiles, fist pumps and starts jumping about happily*
Squirrelpaw: *Screams like a kit* I’M COMING! I WILL NOT STAY IN THUNDERCLAN WITH DUSTPELT BECAUSE HE CARES ABOUT SOME KITS MORE THAN MY TRAINING! GRRRRR, I’LL BREAK ALL THE DENS DOWN!
Brambleclaw: You wanna come? Too bad, you can’t come! Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na! >:)
Squirrelpaw: I WANNA COME TO THE SUN-DROWN-PLACE AND BE IMPORTANT! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Brambleclaw: *Trying not to laugh* Aw, is the little squirrely-whirly upset? Aw, diddums, you can stay that way, you little kit! Heh heh.
Squirrelpaw: *Takes out a lightsaber* YOU WILL LET ME COME, BRAMBLECLAW.
Brambleclaw: Dude, that’s a cut out. *Laughs hard* YOU’RE SUCH A GULLIBLE FAILING CAT, LOL LOL LOL! XDDDD
Squirrelpaw: *Eyes turn red and lasers shoot out of them, turning Brambleclaw to ashes* Ashfur taught me how to do that, Brambleclaw. -.-
Brambleclaw: You can come. -_-‘
Squirrelpaw: *Begins dancing stupidly* YIPPEE!!! :D
Crowpaw: *Frowns, still unnoticed and stops jumping about* Mouse-dung. I’M NOT COMING!
Feathertail: Are we leaving yet? I’m tired of waiting – it’s been two days already!
Crowpaw: I’m coming, actually.
Brambleclaw: Woah, how’d you two get in ThunderClan’s territory? o_o
Stormfur: And the lesson is to let Squirrelpaw go with you otherwise you’ll end up in Brambleclaw’s paws. No one likes Brambleclaw anyway. :)
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
