Bluestar: Firepaw, because you scared me so much by looking like fire, you are now the scariest cat in the whole forest.
Tigerclaw: I hate that kittypet now. I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST SCARIEST CAT IN THE FOREST!
Darkstripe: *Calls Tigerclaw* Hi, I want a taco flavoured sandwich.
Tigerclaw: IT'S TIGERCLAW, NOT SOME SANDWICH CAT!!!!!!!
Darkstripe: Sorry, random kittypet! *Hangs up*
Longtail: THIS... IS... LONGTAIL! *Pounces on Firepaw*
Firepaw: OMSC, NOT AGAIN!
Bluestar: Guys, break it up now!
Tigerclaw: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Darkstripe: IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LONGTAIL! :D
Whitestorm: GO FIREPAW!
Lionheart: *Lying there, le dead* X_X
Frostfur: OMSC, THERE'S A DEAD LION ON OUR-- oh, it's just Lionheart. *Joins Lionheart*
Cinderkit: YAY, FREE PARTIES ALL DAY LONG! :D
Brackenkit: I wuvs. . . HUFFLEPUFFS! :D
Firepaw: AH, MY EAR!
Longtail: WOAH, I'M SO SORRY! D:
Firepaw: MY EAR HURTS! AAAAAAAAH!
Longtail: OMSC, I'M SO SORRY, KITTYPET! DON'T THROW YOUR TWOLEGS AT ME. D': *Starts running about in circles*
Firepaw: Mouse-brain. >:) *Pins Longtail down* Yaaaaaaaaay, I win!
Longtail: THE BLACK STRIPES ON MY PELT, THEY'RE GONE! :o
Firepaw: I'M SO SORRY, LONGTAIL! *Runs to Yellowfang* QUICK, CALL THE MEDICINE CAT!
Yellowfang: I am the medicine cat. -.-
Longtail: Mouse-brain. xD *Attacks Firepaw and wins* *Throws a rose*
She-cats: IT'S MINE! *All try catching the rose but keep diving into each other*
Tigerclaw: I HAVE SO MANY FANGIRLS TOO! :D *Throws a rose but no one goes crazy* Aww, I was wrong.
Redtail: I have come from the Stars! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Tigerclaw: DUDE, I KILLED YOU! o.o
ThunderClan: *Gasp*
Redtail: Nope. Someone-- BRING ME BACK TO LIFE-- did that.
Tigerclaw: If I die I will be brought to life! :D *Dives off a cliff and appears in the Dark Forest* MOUSE-DUNG, I WAS NOT BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE! GRR, REDTAIL LIED! *Starts crying*
Ravenpaw: No more Tigerclaw. :)
Firepaw: I'm going to miss that guy. :/ WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE, TIGERCLAW?! LE WHY?!?!?!?! Wait, I didn't know that cat well. o.o
Bluestar: Ravenpaw, your mentor will now be Longtail.
Longtail: I'm a newly-made warrior. . .
Bluestar: Who cares? You're Longtail. :c
Whitestorm: And I am a wise cat and I deserve the respect I have. :3
Bluestar: Yes, Whitestorm. c: And as for Lionheart, who's playing dead, Whitestorm is the new deputy. I was going to choose Tigerclaw but he's le dead.
Swiftkit: My father is deputy. :D
Patchpelt: I thought I was your father. You look like a mini me.
Swiftkit: My father is no elder. :(
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Warrior Cat Randomness #2
FanfictionWhen you walk into a forest full of wild cats who live in Clans, you already found out that they don’t act like the innocent and sweet cats we all believed. Instead they are absolutely crazy and the Dark Forest has proven everyone wrong, while StarC...
