134. Bring on the Cheese

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134: Bring on the Cheese: Write a tacky love poem that is so cheesy, it belongs on top of a pizza.

I love you, little boy,

As I love my cats

And I love you, little boy

As the Mad Hatter loves hats.

I love you, little boy,

As a potato loves his couch,

I love you, little boy,

As food loves my mouth.

I love you, little boy,

As the sun loves skin,

And I love you, little boy,

As certain girls love men.

I love you, little boy,

As a chef loves to cook,

But the terrible thing about you, little boy,

Is that you only exist in a book. :(

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