134: Bring on the Cheese: Write a tacky love poem that is so cheesy, it belongs on top of a pizza.
I love you, little boy,
As I love my cats
And I love you, little boy
As the Mad Hatter loves hats.
I love you, little boy,
As a potato loves his couch,
I love you, little boy,
As food loves my mouth.
I love you, little boy,
As the sun loves skin,
And I love you, little boy,
As certain girls love men.
I love you, little boy,
As a chef loves to cook,
But the terrible thing about you, little boy,
Is that you only exist in a book. :(

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Short StoryEach day of the year in 2016, I will be attempting to write a short story, using a prompt. It'll be wild and hard and who knows? I might even turn out some good stuff. Maybe you'll even want to do this too. (Dedications go to followers.) This is par...