365 Days (Part 1) | ✓

24. Dread

25. Dread: Write about doing something you don't want to do.

Pfft, I've got 99 problems and I can't choose just one.

Right now I'm dreading having to clean my bathroom. It's approching that state of "hazardous to one's health" and there is nothing I want to do less than go in there with Windex and Scrubbing Bubbles. Where can you order a hazmat suit? How do you even spell hazmat?

I'm also dreading school, but that's pretty common. Honestly I just don't care for trigonometry. I get it, it's a triangle that has super math powers! Whee. I would rather be a professional mold remover than have to use this sine, cosine, tangent nonsense in a career. (I might be getting experience for this job too, what with bathroom cleaning.)

I am dreading having my alarm clock wake me up in the morning. Dip me in a toxic radish concoction then make me be a night guard at Freddy Fazbear's pizza -- anything but having to be woken from my satisfyingly strange dreams by that awful beeping.

I am dreading having to go to college. Mainly, I am dreading having to go be around other human beings. I haven't decided yet if I like people or not.

I am dreading posting this and people being like, "This girl's got isssues."

I am dreading that someone will find out my deepest, darkest secrets... That I lied about liking mustard. I don't really. It's disgusting. Ugh.

I am dreading that my cats will bring me another gecko they caught during the night. They seem to expect me to be happy with this offering. I just meow angrily at them.

I am dreading that our incredibly stupid backyard chickens will keep living for years and I will have to keep on taking care of the abominable wretches.

I am dreading that someone will eat my Yakisoba noodles before I can get to them. Then someone will have to be punished, and I do hate having to bring out the tickle hands.

I am dreading that one day... one day I am going to die and someone forgets to have me cremated and turned into a vinyl record. (This is a real thing.)

A/N: I've been feeling sarcastic all day.