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He's the most interesting man in the world...
He never did anything but he did it calmly. He never ate without food bloggging it and consequently breaking the internet. He never got dressed without taking selfie.
Men wanted to be him. Women wanted him. He was richer than the Bill Gates, smarter than Stephan Hawking, and more stylish than Coco Chanel.
No one could match him. No one could even get close.
His cars are all custom made. His clothes come from the designers themselves. His hair is more famous than Donald Trump's.
His exploits have an entire fandom devoted to it. His followers call themselves the coolest people in the world and the world agrees. Those who do not love him like him.
He is more suave than James Bond. When he introduces himself, he says his middle name first. He never says goodbye. He may yet return.
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I don't always make parodies, but when I do, they are as crappy as this one.
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Short StoryEach day of the year in 2016, I will be attempting to write a short story, using a prompt. It'll be wild and hard and who knows? I might even turn out some good stuff. Maybe you'll even want to do this too. (Dedications go to followers.) This is par...
