Attack On Titan Oneshots [mostly au] {requests closed!}

jeanxreaderxeren

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WARNING! I got a little carried away, just a bit though, but if you don't like this kinda stuff don't read it. This isn't AU, just so you know since most of the one-shots have been.

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•your pov•

I sighed, training today was extra hard since we had a mission coming up in about a week or so. I wal- limped to my dorm and flopped on my bed, too tired to change out of my uniform or go eat dinner. The door opened and closed but I didn't care to sit up to see who it was.

'Must be Mikasa or Krista.' I thought to myself. I felt the bed next to creak but I ignored it and fell asleep.

•timeskip to the middle of the night•

I woke up from an unknown noise, and then I felt like someone laid one ton on my waist. I slowly opened my eyes to a blurry sight of something fuzzy and brown. Unconciously, I brought my hand up to it and started rubbing it.

"Ohhhhhhhh, it's soooooooft." I forgot to mention, when I wake up, I sound like I'm 'high' for 5 minutes.

The person in front of me started purring a little and it scared me. I jumped and fell off the bed, bringing the other person with me.

"Weeeeeeee, that was fun!" I said as I continued to rub the fuzzy thing that's now had its head between my boobs. The person moaned and it tickled so naturally, I started laughing. The 'high' finally left and I could see clearly. The person was a boy and he had his head between my boobs. Finally thinking clearly, I lightly pushed him off of me and he flipped on his back. On closer inspection, I saw blood going from his nose to his chin.

'Perv...wait. That's Eren. I'm going to turn him inside out and put the colossal titan to shame.'

"Eren, get up." I said shaking his shoulders. Eren has been my best friend basically since birth. I lived across the street from him and his parents and Mikasa. After a while, we developed a kind of a friends with benefits relationship.

He still didn't move, so I got up and sat on his hips. That got him up. He sat up straight and stared at me for a second before blushing.

"What are you doing in here? This is the girls dorm." I asked, still sitting on his lap.

"No it's not. I moved you into the boys dorm." He said scratching the back of his head.

"And why the hell would you do that?" Since I've known Eren for so long, he knows that if I get woken up too early I could snap someone's neck like a toothpick. He learned that the hard way.

He mumbled something incoherent, so I leaned in closer to his face. We were so close that our lips weren't even a centimeter away from each other.

"It was a dare." He said.

I had a straight face, but I was pissed off. I got off of Eren and I walked over to the beds that had 'sleeping' boys and literally threw them on the floor. They all got up and once they saw what I was doing they didn't say a word. I got the last boy out of bed and I leaned against a wall, a dark aura around me.

"Who dared Eren to drag me out of bed?" I asked and Eren had to push them to answer, saying that if they didn't they might be in the hospital for months. Reiner raised his hand fearlessly and I pushed myself of the wall walking towards him. I was now standing in front of him and he looked at me with a smirk.

"Why did you think that was a good idea?" I asked in a dangerously sweet voice.

"I thought it would be fu-" before he could finish, I kicked him into a wall making a slight dent.