Have you ever wondered what the Mortal Instruments/ Shadowhunters book characters think of ships? Well now you can. #Clace, Malec, Lalec, Sizzy, Clizzy, Saphael and more. Ducks!!!
Rated D for ducks. Jace x Duck chapter isn't requested for Herondale...
Book Izzy: Alec, have you been listening to Magnus too much?
Book Alec: Maybe.
Book Clary: Exactly how old is Raphael? He looks 16, but he acts like he's 40.
Book Magnus: Older than you think.
Book Simon: WHAT IS THIS?
Sam: Ship or sink?
Book Simon: Sink.
Book Jace: *smirks at Simon*SSSS
Book Simon: Jace, I swear-
Book Jace: IINKKK, I don't want my sister to be with a bloodsucking, coffin-sleeping vampire.
Book Simon: But I-
Book Jace: You were an exception.
Book Clary: Aw. #Jimonforever
Simon: Clary.... Go read your manga or something!
Jace: Aw. Is little, baby Simon embarrassed to be shipped with a gorgeous, angel-looking, muscly Shadowhunter?
Simon: No, but I am embarrassed to be shipped with blondie here!
Clary: What a ship!
Sam: Guys! Ship or sink Rizzy?
Everyone: Sink!
*Tv characters appear*
Tv Izzy: I ship it.
Book Izzy: Izzy! How dare you?!
Tv Izzy: What?
Book Izzy: Do you not remember #Sizzy?
Tv Izzy: Not in my world.
Book Izzy: *laughs manically* Oh-you just wait! Now let me go talk to those lovely show producers...
Book Alec: Izzy.... Don't. Remember the last time this happened.
Book Izzy: *sharpens a blade* I don't know what you're talking about Alec. I'm going.
*25 minutes later, Izzy comes back, looking wickedly happy*
Book Jace: *genuinely scared* What happened?
Book Izzy: *smiles wickedly* Let's just say season 3B is going to have much more Sizzy...
Tv Izzy: Noooo.....
Book Izzy: YES!
Book Clary: No one touch her. My father must've poisoned her.
Book Valentine: I DID NOT DO SUCH A THING!
Book SEBASTIAN: Says the guy who poisoned his own son! Rot in Edom- I mean in a bad place!!!
Book Clary: Wowowow
Book Clary: Does anyone know how Raphael feels about this ship?
Book Raphael:
👎🏼
Book Raphael: Never happening in my world. As long as I'm sane.
Book Raphael: Besides, their relationship is genuinely unhealthy and bad for them. In Season 2, it seems like Isabelle is desperately fighting the yin fen addiction and going to Raphael *ahem me* which will make it worse. She will then fight the struggle of getting bitten again, which is bad, so the relationship is toxic overall. And pointing out, I would never let myself at a shadowhunter.
Book Simon:
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