*Clary and Alec look at title*
*Clary and Alec look at each other*
Clary's and Alec: Euughhh!
Alec: Even if I wasn't gay, I wouldn't date Clary.
Me: *winks at Alec* Sure you, wouldn't.
Alec: I wouldn't. She's like a stubborn, little sister to me.
Isabelle: Hey, I'm your only sister!
Clary: I'm sorry, but I just don't get the ship, what's the point when you know it'll never happen in real life, especially since some of you apparently care about the ship so much and don't want to see it fall and break into a thousand pieces.
Simon: Woah, that's deep.
Me: Well, I still ship it kinda. Opposites attract.
Jace: You ship everything. Well everything, except Lalec.
Magnus: Don't you dare mention that ship!
Alec: We're not opposites, Clary is just as salty as me.
Isabelle: Plz. Alec, you're like the salt master.
Jace: Yeah, you are. Clary's just stubborn.
Clary: I'm not!
Everyone: Yes, you are!
Magnus: Embrace your saltiness, Alec!
Alec: Clary and I are never going to be together, okay! Never ever!
*after everyone reads Clalec fanfic*
Jace: Why am I so salty in this?
Alec: Well...this fanfic is good but that's the closest you get to Clalec in real life.
Clary: Yup, I gotta admit some of these fanfics don't have their facts straight.
Simon: Yeah! Like why aren't I a ninja master in the fanfic?
Izzy: 🤦🏻♀️ Yeah, why not Simon.
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TMI react to ships
FanfictionHave you ever wondered what the Mortal Instruments/ Shadowhunters book characters think of ships? Well now you can. #Clace, Malec, Lalec, Sizzy, Clizzy, Saphael and more. Ducks!!! Rated D for ducks. Jace x Duck chapter isn't requested for Herondale...
