TMI react to ships

Q and A

Sam: Welcome to the Q and A session!! I'm your host, Sam!!

Jace: And I'm the sexy co-host, Herondale, Jace Herondale.

Sam: No, you're not!!

Jace: Yes, I am.

Isabelle: Can guys cut it to the questions already!!?

Sam: Okay, okay. Question for #Clace, when are u guys going to get married?

Clace: Never!

Sam: What why??!! The whole fandom ships you weirdos!

Clace: Because Cassandra Clare will always leave us off a Clace cliffhanger and we gotta respect her cause she's our creator.

Sam: Alright, then. #Sizzy, when are you going to get together on the show?!

Isabelle: When he realizes how much I really mean to him, which hopefully means soon.

Simon: Yeah, Tv Simon should really realize what's standing in front of him. And stop hanging out with Downworlder chicks.

Maia: And I'd like me to get with Jordan already!

Sam: Alright for #Malec, Magnus, do you make glitter slime?

Magnus: Umm...yeeessss....it was supposed to be a secret.

Alec: Demon slime?!!

Sam: No, Alec. That's different. Unless...

Magnus: I do use demon components at times.

Alec: What! Do you know how dangerous that is?!

Magnus: Aw, c'mon Alexander, you're talking to the guy who lived more lives than you have. Plus, it helps my slime sell-out very fast.

Sam: Umm, okay. For Maia, do you like the tv show version of you?

Maia: Hell yeah! That girl rocks her Afro. Although I've never attacked Clary in the books...

Sam:.... yeah, that was akward.

Sam: Okay, for Valentine, exactly how much ships do you ship?

Valentine: *runs around like the maniac he is* All of them!! Well.. except Joceluke or Garrowchild or whatever.

Sam: Okay....for Sebastian, why didn't you just get an army of ducks to defeat Jace and the other Shadowhunters?

Jace: Noo. Noo. No. Don't give him ideas!!

Sebastian: What a great idea!! Why am I such a fool? Better put that one in my scrapbook. *gets out scrapbook*

Clary: You evil monster, have a scrapbook!?!

Sebastian: Yes, of course I do. See there's the time I almost killed Jace. *points to a pic of bloody Jace* Then, there's the time I tried to rape you. *points to a pic of a disgusted-looking Clary* Then, there's the time Isabelle whooped my ass in the tv show. *points  to a pic of Sebastian lying down and looking at Izzy*

Izzy: Hehe.. I'm a badass.

*the rest of the Shadowhunters are disgusted*

Jace: Please stop showing us that scrapbook of bad memories.

Sebastian: And there's the time I visited Paris with a hypnotized Jace. *shows a picture of Jace and him with baguettes*

Valentine: You did what to Clary?!

Sam: What's your fatherly excuse of not knowing this all this time?

Valentine: Maybe because I was dead!! By the fault of my own daughter!!

Clary: Oh please, like you ever cared about me!

Valentine: I could've cared if that fool hadn't taken you away!

Clary: So.. if she hadn't, wouldn't I be here looking just like my demonic brother?

Jace: *shudders* Nope, I ain't imagining that.

Sebastian: *smirks* White hair, no freckles, black eyes, and demonic smirks.

Jace: Would you shut up!!!

Sebastian: Oh I'm sorry, if my DEMONIC lips are bothering you, Jace.

Alec: You guys are like an old, bickering couple.

Jacebastian: Shut up!!