Sam: NOOOOOOOO, not the horror.
Jace: Lilith who?
Simon: There's no escape...
Clary: Sink!
Isabelle: Ew ew ew ew, isn't she like a billion years old!?
Magnus: Love has no age, Izzy. But in this case it definitely does. *pretends to barf*
Jace: ........0_0
Alec: Jace, you did what?! Come over here, Imma kill you.
Jace:*faints*
Isabelle: Great job, Alec, you've made Jace Herondale, faint!
Alec: Hmmph, I was just trying to protect Clary.
Sam: *whispers* Brotp.
Clary: That was disgusting to actually watch. How many people did Lilith exactly kiss?
Simon: Ew. Too many.
Sam: Ship or sink?
Clary: SINKKKKK!!!!
Simon: Sink.
Izzy: Sink.
Alec: SIIInk!
Magnus: Sink.
Valentine: Sink.
Maia: Sink.
Sam: Definite sink.
Sebastian: SIIIIIIIIIIINKKKK!!!!
Izzy: At least I can agree with you once.
Sebastian: No one is kissing my mother. Ew...
Lilith: It must be wrong when your own son thinks its weird.
Simon: When did you get here??
Lilith: Being mother of demons has its perks.
Sam: Lilith, I can't believe I'm saying this, but .....run.
Lilith: Why?
Sam: All your powers are gone in this story...
Lilith: And...
*Lilith screams as the fandom along with Clary and Izzy chases her with pitchforks and knives*
Alec: Well.. that was fast.
*Demonic tv Jace appears*
Demonic Jace: *smirks* Ship.
*Clary comes back*
Clary: Oh great, it's you again.
Demonic Jace: *smirks in an evil way* Glad to see me, babe?
Clary: Don't you DARE call me that.
Demonic Jace: What are you going to do to me? Beg me to love you like last time?
Clary: You forgot that I'm not the same Clary.
*Sam makes two knives appear in Clary's hands*
*Demon screams as Clary starts fighting him*
*Jace wakes up*
Jace: Where am I? *looks at Clary's battle* Yeah, go babe!
Jace: Wait, why does that demon look just like me? CLAAARY, wait, don't destroy his perfect face.
Clary: *glares at him*
Jace: Alright! Alright! Just don't kill me.
*Clary kills demon and demon turns into dust*
*Izzy comes back with a pitchfork with Lilith's head on it*
Simon: JEEEZUSS, Izzy.
Alec: Don't mess with Izzy.
Simon: You are not bringing that into our house.
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FanfictionHave you ever wondered what the Mortal Instruments/ Shadowhunters book characters think of ships? Well now you can. #Clace, Malec, Lalec, Sizzy, Clizzy, Saphael and more. Ducks!!! Rated D for ducks. Jace x Duck chapter isn't requested for Herondale...
