TMI react to ships

Saphael

Sam: Lol, today we are reviewing a popular ship on Wattpad. Saphael!!!!

Simon: What in the world is that?

Sam: Simon+Raphael=Saphael!! 0-0

Raphael: Oh heck no!! Why would I ever like Simon!! *winks secretly at Simon*

Simon: Hey, he actually called me by my real name!

Izzy: Hey, Raphael, I saw that!! Stay away from my man!!! *gets out whip*

Raphael: I do not like "your man!!" *winks at Simon yet again*

Isabelle: That's it! *Raphael runs while Isabelle chases him with whip*

Simon: Does anyone else think this is really weird?

Sam: Haha, not as weird as the Saphael fanfics I've read. (Sorry not sorry)

Simon: Can we try one?

*reads Saphael fanfic*

Simon: Oh no! My eyes! Where's the Sizzy at?!

Jace: Duh, it's called Saphael for a reason. And I ship it!

Simon: I know you're just doing that to piss me off, Jace.

Raphael: Hmmph, I thought it was a pretty great fanfic! 😤

Isabelle: Well, it seems like it's that time of the year for Raphael.

Raphael: I'm not a girl!

Clary: Ok, I'm back, what'd I miss?

Simon: Saphael is what you missed!!!!

Clary: Umm okay, Simon we all know you like Raphael.

Simon: No, I don't!!

Jace: *snickers and looks at Clary* yes, we totally know and understand that. If you don't understand what you're feeling right now, go ask Alec.

Isabelle: My man is not feeling anything for anyone except me!

Clary: Plz, we all know you like me, Iz. *snickers*

Jace: What?

Simon: Plot twist!

Izzy: *gets joke* It's true, I thought maybe we could beat Clace, because we are stronger.

Jace: No, you won't! Haaalp, my sister is stealing my girlfriend!!

Simon: Wow Izzy, you're Bella Thorning it.

Clary: We can be stronger, Izzy. Just you and I. Together forever.

Jace: Oh Hell Naoooo!

Raphael: No one cares about Sizzy when you have Saphael!

Everyone except Raphael: Shut up!