TMI react to ships

Valentine's Day....hehehe

Valentine: It's my day! Bow to me, children!

Clary: No, there isn't! There's a big difference!

Sebastian: I'm not bowing to you, father.

Jace: Yeah, me either. Mundanes and their holidays.

Clary and Simon: Hey!

Jace: You guys aren't even mundanes anymore!

Simon: That doesn't mean we can't take offense. We were raised mundanes, remember?!

Clary: Yeah!

Valentine: Children, this day is all about me! You can see from the title!

Clary: *slaps her hand in her face* Ya know, I actually liked that holiday before Valentine ruined it.

Valentine: I was named after the Saint after all. And I have my ways of matchmaking. Jace, I hooked up your parents.

Jace: Eughh! You took my father away from his wife and hooked him up with my poor mother! And killed them!

Valentine: I saved you!!!

Jace: Does that really matter?!

Clary: I don't think Valentine's Day would be loved by Shadowhunters. They'll think we're crazy or something when we tell them! Imagine the look on their faces when they see people walking around with Valentine's Day shirts or see those decorated doors with the big letters and hearts in them!

Jace: Hilarious!

Clary: Omg we should probably do the prank on the Institute! Simon, you in?!

Simon: Yeah!

Valentine: Me too!

Clary and Simon plus Jace: No!!!

*camera zooms in on Alec, 30 minutes later, when he walks to the library, casually*

*he notices the sign on the door and frowns*

Alec: Ok, who put this up? Seriously?!

*laughter is heard from outside the door, as the three put stuff like heart necklaces on Alec's head*

Alec: What is this?!

The three: Happy Valentine's Day!!!!

Alec: What the freak is that?!

*Magnus appears*

Magnus: Hey babe, Happy Valentin-er Love Day!!!

*Alec kisses his bf, then looks at everyone confused*

*Magnus tells Alec about the holiday*

Jace: Aww Magnus, you have to ruin it!!

Clary: Next up is Izzy!

*Izzy enters*

Izzy: Ughhh, those mundane Shadowhunters! Is this a joke?!

*she takes the glittery words off the door and hears laughs*

Izzy: This is so not funny!

*Simon comes out with chocolates and flowers and Izzy squeals*

Jace: Hey! That's not part of the plan!

Clary: This has turned into a fanfic!

Sam: How do you know what that is?

Simon: Happy er- Love day, Izzy!

Izzy: Awww, Simon!! I'm not even a mundane, but whatever.

Alec: Boys would literally give Izzy gifts on this day, when she was younger.

Simon: What?!

Jace: This is the perfect time to give Clary a gift!

*he gives her a plate of wrapped coconut pancakes*

Clary: Omigod! You know what I love!!

Clary: I got you something too!

*Clary takes out a duck toy and puts on Jace's head as he squeaks and runs off*

Jace: Why isn't it coming off, Clary?!!! Get it off!!

Clary: It's an attachable! See?

*she takes it off Jace's head as Jace runs off*

Alec: Well, you've scared him off!

Valentine: Even as a boy, Jonathan couldn't get rid of his fear.

Clary: Really?!

Valentine: Yes, I would test him out multiple times, to make him get used to them, but he couldn't.

*Everyone laughs*

Jace: Hey, I'm back! What're you guys laughing at?

Alec: Nothing!!!

Jace: Alright?

Clary: Alright, lets go to Taki's to celebrate Valentine's Day!!!

Valentine: It's my day!! Can I come?!

Everybody else: No!!!