TMI react to ships

Sizzy

Sam: Finally, back again! And we're reviewing Sizzy!! I bet Isabelle is jumping of joy!

Isabelle: I kinda am! I've been waiting for this since Clace!!

Jace: Sink, I like Saphael better. *snickers at Simon*

Simon: I know you're doing that just to annoy me, Jace, that's when I come in and ship you with Sebastian!

Jace: Hey!!!

Isabelle: *gets the whip out* Jace, you either ship or get the whip!

Jace: *shudders* Hell nah! I ain't getting the whip! Ship!

Clary: Ship, better than Climon.

Jace: True.

Alec: Ship! My sister deserves the best and I don't want the whip! Magnus, you ship?

Magnus: Oh darlings, I saw it coming from the start.

Alec: That's what you always say.

Magnus: Yet Malec came true.

Alec: I won't argue with that.

Sam: So, anyone have any Sizzy stories to tell?

Izzy: every time I can't sleep, Simon tells me one of the plot of one of the comics he reads. Basically ever since he told me the plot of Star Wars, he turned me into a nerd.

Clary: Yey, she's in the nerd group!

Jace: I'm never joining.

Simon: Whenever Izzy tries to play video games with me, she ends up beating me at every game!

Izzy: What can I say, I have a lot of skill.

Sam: Favorite video game?

Magnus: SPARKLY PRINCESS MEOW MEOW PARTY DRESS UP!!!

Alec: Whoa, Magnus calm down.

Magnus: I can't! That game makes me high on sparkles!!

Jace: I don't have one.

Clary: Then, I'm going to drag you after this to play a bunch of video games! Mine is World of Warcraft.

Izzy: COD: Black Ops III. I beat Simon at least 30 times. It's pretty easy.

Simon: *scratches head* A bit embarrassing.

Jace: *laughs his ass off in the corner*

Clary: *makes a pouty face* Jace never wants to play video games with me.

Simon: That's because he knows you're going to beat him and he can't handle a hit to his big ego.

Jace: Hey!!!

Sam: Back to Sizzy, first thoughts about each other?

Izzy: He's just another big mundane nerd, but he's cute and his attitude is adorable!

Simon: She's hot and way out of my league. Also, she's a heartbreaker.

Izzy: Turns out I wasn't.

Simon: Of course you weren't, Juliet.

Izzy: You kinda are Romeo.

Sam: So cute!!!!

Jace: Bleh!