I was with my mom and we were going into dick's sporting goods, so naturally I had to make a dick joke |I made dick jokes the entire time we were in there btw| so I said, "Man, does this place sell rubber dicks? because I don't have one, and I need one." |She offered to buy me a strap on... I said no, since strap ons are typically for sex, and I'm not asking my mom for a packer, wtf|
Anyways, she had to tell my aunt my joke, because she had died laughing. So we came out, and my aunt was pretty good about it. Except for the fact she kept comparing me to a lesbian.
Apparently one of her sons is really good about it, and has studied it, and then the other one is kinda hateful, but she says she's pretty sure it's because he's unsure of his sexuality, but idk.
I also learned my cousin, the same one who uses they/them pronouns, is asexual, which is also neat.

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